That, and also lie detectors for all parties.
Too late I fear.
Apparently we have already entered an alternative universe where nothing much adds up.
Here are three more examples that immediately come to mind:
The UK government states that the unfortunate Skripals were poisoned by the Russians with a military grade version of Novichok. This nerve agent is known to kill in seconds. After being poisoned the Skripals went for a drive, had a pub meal, and went for a walk before getting ill. They are now recovering.
Elon Musk's Tesla, Inc can't meet production targets, has never made a profit and never will, and its bonds have been downgraded by Moody’s to junk status. It is currently the world's 4th largest automaker by value.
The Russians are a military threat, yet their entire military budget for 2017 of $70 billion was less than the current increase in military expenditure in the US ($610 billion to $700 billion, last time I looked).