Uh huh. Been there. Done that.
People often used to keep a 50 lb bag of lime outback and toss a scoop or two down the holes from time to time. Long ago, on a hunting trip to northern Michigan to my grandfather's cabin I went out back after dark. As it happened the toilet paper had dropped into the lime and somebody had helpfully picked it out and set it next to the seat. The result taught me always to carry a flashlight and check the toilet paper before using it.
LMAO, Russ!