1. Cameras that fit in the breast pocket of my shirt
(= the real day to day cameras, like a photo mobile)
CAMERAS THAT I CAN SMOKE
2. Cameras that fit in the pocket of my jacket
(= the clumsy day to day camera - Compact, P/S, etc)
CAMERAS THAT I CAN SNACK ON
3. Cameras that fit in a bigger jacket and need one or two additional pockets for lenses and stuff
(= the tools of the undecided: MFT, FF RF, like Leica M)
CAMERAS THAT I CAN DRINK AFTER LUNCH
4. Cameras that do not really fit in a jackets pocket anymore.
(=the even bigger and more expensive tools of the undecided - DSLRs, Leica S2 etc)
CAMERAS THAT I CAN CARRY IN MY KIDS' TRAILER-TROLLEY TO CHECK THE MAIL
5. First real cameras
(= For the freaklings - Rollei, Bronica, Hassies (System V) and the like)
CAMERAS THAT I CAN CONSIGN TO HISTORY AND CASH IN FOR MORE THEN THEY ARE WORTH
6. Tank cameras
(= For the real freaks - Mamiya Press, Arca Swiss, Alpa and such)
CAMERAS THAT I CAN DRIVE IN
7. Spaceship cameras
(= For the really big freaks = 4x5'' and above)
CAMERAS THAT I CAN LIVE IN
8. Camera mutations (x-tra category)
(= Cameras for artists: Paper and pencil, Holga (with mayonese or mustard on the lens), Kodak box, pinhole cameras, sand and finger, Lomography, etc ...)
CAMERAS THAT I CAN BREED