As this has assumed the mantle of the entertainment industry, let me give you one of my favourite quotations from that splendid Scottish movie of recent years, A-pucked Lips Noo, where the highland chief stands by the shore of his loch, pulls his sporran up from below his knees and breathes out those immortal words: I love the smell of snake oil in the morning!
Unforgettable stuff of legend.
Ciao - Rob C