I have just created the ultimate solution to this pressing question. I have just defined a new Universal Quality Index (or "UQI", pronounced "Yucky!") Keeping in mind the KISS Principle, I use a binary system. Any camera, lens, or other piece of photographic equipment, or photograph, photographer, photographer's assistant, painting, fine dining experience, fast food meal, comic strip, web site, etc., which I like gets a UQI value of 1. Anything i don't like gets a 0.
As an example, the Luminous Landscape website and forum both rate a 1. Some individual threads on the forum (this one, for example) do not.