Just putting that fiction out for Joe who probably will . . . repeat it as fact elsewhere.
Apropos of manufactured "facts," I suspect many of you are blissfully unaware that the reason the hurricane currently threatening the eastern coast of the United States has the Frenchified name "Henri" instead of the regionally more appropriate Anglicized "Henry"* is to honor the memory of Henri Cartier-Bresson, who was born 113 years ago tomorrow, Aug. 22.
I know this must be true because I just made it up myself.**
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* This kind of Francophile snobbery has a long distinguished history in the United States. The 18th-Century American revolutionary Patrick Henry sneered that Thomas Jefferson had returned from his diplomatic mission in Paris "so Frenchified that he abjured his native victuals."
** "Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong." (Joseph Heller,
Catch-22.)