Yes, I know; those pesky icebergs sink ships! Let's melt them all; you know nothing will happen. The money spent doing that will create jobs and make America Great Again! There will be more money to fund the gun lobby and less to waste on cancer research which we don't do much of now because it's not cost efficient and hey, we're all gonna die some day anyway, right? Look on the positive side!
The holiday industry will thrive, especially the big cruise liner section: instead of going to the cold seas (brrrr!!!!) to watch whales we can all go to Venice Beach instead, or maybe to New New Orleans and fill the place with fresh day-trippers every day! When that bores, there's always the new thrill of the old North Pole route, now free of ice and bustling with Russian yachts, Chinese junks etc. Bring your large digital camera(s) and get the same photos as everyone else you envied does! Count the hairs! Feel the bokeh!
Mr Trump has pioneered a new company and great plan to raise the whole of Miami on stilts! Then see how great the south will be again, and how envious those Europeans will feel as their own waterways lose visitors to the new, shiny, Technicolor Las Vegas-by-the-Sea. The rigs in the Gulf? What rigs? The last hurricane cleaned them all away, don't you remember? So environmentally friendly, our Gulf.
Wait: is that a little group of people from a photographic website out in a dighy looking for seals and penguins? No worries, lads; we have an indoor reservation for you to visit - you can sail right in through the airlock - and any number of people dressed in the appropriate costumes will clap their hands, waddle, and/or balance colouted balls on the tip of their nose for you; our staff are better than the uncooperative real things in the old documentaries; did you know it once took weeks to get a couple of minutes of movie? Our backgrounds are authentic scenes specially curated from old National Geographic archives, guaranteed better than real. And get this: our 'bergs are color coded to your sensor setting of choice! Wow! What more could a sane man desire?