Oh no, not more earthquakes! What will happen to all that indispensable grass etc. that forms so much of the GDP?
There will be transportational chaos at the border and the little "amateur flier" airports along el norte, just as there are going to be at the edges of the DK (Disunited Kingdom) after Little Ben strikes midnight on the last day of October.
A wise and prescient US govermnent will have already stockpiled vast suppliee of the narcotics to help get the home junkies through that period of stress, just as the UK one is promising to do with cancer drugs and silly things like wine and good foods. Come to think of it, an earthquake could induce some subtle, unexpected and unfactored changes into the design of motorcars/parts made south of the border. There must be a new song looking for an outlet there: Johnny Cash might have worked out how to produce such models, a little part at a time.
On the brighter side: a possible outlet for a new Cooter gig for the Border Patrol? I hope so: enjoyed seeing the first one! This time, though, can we have a few more señoritas taking part? Perhaps Salma H. has a few spare days and not too many spare blouses?
I live in eternal hope, confounding the critics who perceive me as a walking negative!
:-)