Alan really does have an obsession with gnomes, hasn't he... I wonder if it comes from the bedtime stories he was fed?
They used to belong in Zurich, but then Switzerland isn't a member, an inconvenient little fact overlooked by the idiots who refuse to see beyond the confines of national rags flags.
All that "fighting for the national freedom" which was never lost, simply means that the UK citizens will, if this goes through as some pray, lose the rights they had gained within a greater Europe. Yep, lose more to gain less. But why am I surprised? The Mallorcans have long wondered why the Brits in the 80s used to drive all the way down to Palma and it's single megastore (Continente) of the era, spending all that dough on gas just to save a few pesetas on a bottle of wine. No, they still don't get it, but at least they admit that the Brits seem consistent.
You see? We have resolved and exorcise the childhood gnome problem as well as the British thirst for the faux bargain, so all is well down in the barn and I can turn off the ears and put the iPad to bed and follow suit.
Buenas!