Those are stunning, Chuck!
I find them much more satisfying than anything posted in those two infamous threads on the C*ff** C*rn*r.
(But I am grateful to the smart folks who keep investing time and energy to rebut the head-in-sand (but not sand as nice as yours) comments from those who understand little about the world.)
At the moment my favorite of the four is the last one, but I'll keep checking back.
Eric