For feelings, you need amorous men.
What, and break the macho tradition?
Don't you realise it would be the beginning of the end for the entire sports world, the heroes we are all supposed, and encouraged to admire when we are little kids, but often fail to view with realism when we grow up? What would happen to all those stinking 'sports' shoes, those dumb millionaires and their vacant wives? Where would the 'sports' bars find customers if those poor, demented folks suddenly got real and were to realise that they, as individual fans, didn't exist beyond a multi-coloured, banner-bearing, howling mass?
Anyway, as Buddy Holly sang:
"It's a weak man that cries
So I guess I'd best dry my eyes
Guess I will miss her more than any one
But it's too late - she's gone."
Too radical a thought, Les! Men must be men, and women supposedly glad for it.
;-)
Rob