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Jeremy Roussak

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1300 on: July 09, 2020, 07:03:20 am »

Too true.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1301 on: July 10, 2020, 06:59:00 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1302 on: July 13, 2020, 04:54:16 pm »

An ant and elephant meet and fall in love. They spend the evening making love. In the morning, the ant wakes up to find that the elephant is dead. "Shit," says the ant, "I finally meet someone and now I have to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1303 on: July 13, 2020, 05:10:24 pm »

I presume the elephant was a male.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1304 on: July 27, 2020, 12:39:14 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1305 on: July 27, 2020, 04:00:50 pm »

a little red light humour, eh ? ;) ;D
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1306 on: July 27, 2020, 05:48:24 pm »

An ant and an elephant fall in love and get married. On their wedding night they spend hours making love and then fall asleep. Ok waking, the ant discovers that the elephant has died.

"Shit," says the ant, "Now I have to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1307 on: July 27, 2020, 05:59:41 pm »

It's hard to take a joke like that every 2 weeks.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1308 on: July 28, 2020, 06:52:13 am »

It's hard to take a joke like that every 2 weeks.
Especially when you are an ant.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1309 on: July 28, 2020, 07:46:11 am »

The elephant would be also upset dying twice in 2 weeks.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1310 on: July 29, 2020, 06:33:57 pm »

OK, let me try again.

President Calvin Coolidge and Mrs. Coolidge were making a presidential visit to a farm. While viewing the chicken pens, Mrs. Coolidge asked the farmer "How many times a day does the rooster copulate?" The farmer replied "Many times a day." Mrs. Coolidge said "Please tell that to the president."

Later the president came by the pens and was told about the rooster. He asked the farmer "With the same hen every time?" The farmer replied "Oh no, a different hen each time." The president said "Please tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1311 on: July 29, 2020, 09:43:20 pm »

President Calvin Coolidge and Mrs. Coolidge . . .

Apropos of which, President Coolidge was well-known for his taciturn New England demeanor.  He was a man of few words.  In the press, and in political circles in Washington, Coolidge was known as "Silent Cal."  It is said that when The New Yorker writer Dorothy Parker was told of his death in 1933, she turned to her interlocutor and inquired, "how can they tell?"

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1312 on: August 02, 2020, 05:09:41 pm »

Apropos of which, President Coolidge was well-known for his taciturn New England demeanor.  He was a man of few words.  In the press, and in political circles in Washington, Coolidge was known as "Silent Cal."  It is said that when The New Yorker writer Dorothy Parker was told of his death in 1933, she turned to her interlocutor and inquired, "how can they tell?"

I have no idea why this joke was about Coolidge, but that's how I heard it.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1313 on: August 04, 2020, 01:06:21 pm »

I have no idea why this joke was about Coolidge, but that's how I heard it.

Isn't it referred to as the Coolidge Effect? Used to be a Wiki page about it.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1314 on: August 04, 2020, 01:07:22 pm »

They've released another updated version of the Vote Him Away "cover" [link deleted]. Good singing too.

[moderator: That is an overtly political video and while it might amuse those of certain political persuasions, it isn't "humour". Or even humor. Keep politics to political threads.]
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