Ok, ok... time out, everyone! Time to pause and see what is going on here. In one corner, we have a clearly disappointed, yet without doubt experienced photographer, and in the other all of us making fun of him.
So let me switch corners and come to my friend's defense. I think I know what is causing this misunderstanding.
It is called Matrix metering. Also known as Evaluative metering and several other names. While all other metering modes are indeed utterly predictable (as long as you assume 18% gray), matrix metering may not necessarily be. Here is what Wikipedia says about it (emphasis mine):
... the camera measures the light intensity in several points in the scene, and then combines the results to find the settings for the best exposure. How they are combined/calculated deviates from camera to camera. The actual number of zones used varies wildly, from several to over a thousand. However performance should not be concluded on the number of zones alone, or the layout. In general, the most advanced metering is found on single-lens reflex cameras.
Many manufacturers are less than open about the exact calculations used to determine the exposure. A number of factors are taken into consideration, including the following: Autofocus point, distance to subject, areas in focus or out of focus, colors/hues of the scene, and backlighting. Multi-zone tends to bias its exposure towards the autofocus point being used (while taking into account other areas of the frame too), thus ensuring that the point of interest has been exposed for properly, (this often means the subject area being exposed for as a mid-tone). A database of many thousands of exposures is pre-stored in the camera, and the processor can use a selective pattern to determine what is being photographed...
There is considerable variation from different manufacturers as to how multi-zone metering is implemented, and even from the same maker in their model range, and how much "priority" is given to the AF point itself...
However, some photographers may be uncomfortable with multi-zone metering. This tends to stem from a lack of clarity about "how" the camera reacts in certain situations...
Some users have problems making wide-angle shots with high contrast, due to the large area which can vary greatly in brightness...
So, for instance, while Justin is sure he is photographing a bright orange combine, his camera might think it is a sunset instead.