Here Rob, let me cheer you up. As I was trying to create abstracts with my camera, I ended taking a photo of Marilyn Monroe. Can you see her in the bottom right corner of the window with her now famous flying skirt. If that doesn't work for you, I'm not sure what will.shot from the front

The Marilyn one with which I am familiar is shot from the front; I can understand that if one desires to produce a figurine, then it has to have three dimensions, another of those pesky natural laws akin to the one that prevents me from flying without aircraft support. Life is sometimes cruel, yet another natural law.
Think I'll just vent my frustrations via the pockets.
:-)