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Title: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 30, 2013, 11:46:32 am
Thought that it might be amusing to continue this theme of faux squares in its own section.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 30, 2013, 01:34:56 pm
A few minutes later, and a few steps higher.

There's nothing on tv tonight; what a drag.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on May 30, 2013, 02:55:41 pm
I wonder where this thread is heading to. Will we discuss particular aspects of squarish pictures or are we going to blame square crops of oblongs as velvet artifacts without grain in order to summon the good ol' times of medium format photography (Oh yes, I miss most the subtle smell of the film-emulsion)

So if we talk about pictures: I like both of them and I'm looking forward to set the sails... +1
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: amolitor on May 30, 2013, 03:21:15 pm
Those Carl Zeiss lenses just have a *look* don't they?
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 30, 2013, 04:42:56 pm
Those Carl Zeiss lenses just have a *look* don't they?



Indeed they do; here's another from today, using the Nikkorblad 2/35mm superwide with additional hood.

What would we do without them?

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on May 30, 2013, 06:20:32 pm

What would we do without them?

Rob C

You might consider using an iBlad 2,4/4,28mm
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on May 30, 2013, 07:32:29 pm
Can I post fotos here even if I only have an imitation Hasselfake?   :-\

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 31, 2013, 04:11:46 am
Can I post fotos here even if I only have an imitation Hasselfake?   :-\





Oooooh, Eric! Haven't you been reading (and paying attention to) the feature in LuLa about the truth in photography, the gravitas of moral rectitude etc. etc.?

But, as I read it, if you are absolutely certain within your own heart that your images do not impinge upon the personal rights of people inside their own home, that no excessive pixel manipulation is involved, then I find it difficult - morally - to exclude your own, admittedly, false camera-that's-not-what-it-says-on-the-pentaprism. (Assuming it has a pentaprism and not a confusion of little mirrors, lacks any prism at all, or is closer to a tv set than to a traditional camera as cameras are understood to be.

It's your call: upon your actions rests your street cred; by your images will the eye of the needle through which you must pass be calibrated.

Who said it would be easy? Though the road is tough, every masochist prays it will be a long one.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on May 31, 2013, 10:08:40 am
Thanks for the clarification, Rob.

My photos are all Shade Grown, Fair Trade, Organic, and no animules are harmed in their production. I will put gaffer tape over the logo on the Pentax-prism and work carefully on the other Ethical Issues until I feel ready to contribute properly to this Illustrious Thread.

Cheers,

Eric M.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on May 31, 2013, 10:25:40 am
The Boss on Stage, Hannover, 29. No drugs involved, only hecto-litres of pure barley-juice.

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5346/8900501875_7f793be89b_b.jpg)

iBlad 2,4/4,28mm
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 31, 2013, 12:41:26 pm
Rob, love the 'tonality' of the two shipyard shots.

Hey, who needs a Blad and film?



Thank you, Keith.

Obviously, these crops from 2x3 work - when they do - because apart from the odd time that I've actually looked for something square to catch with the Nikon, framing luck just happened to be on my side.

As your own experience tells you from all those years of real 'blads, the camera both does the framing in real time and educates the eye before the camera is even pulled out of the case. I'm certain that's how I worked - I hated having to use two formats on one job.

Yes, film was nice, but I have to confess that age has caught up even with Peter Pan, here in Mallorca. I realise that I'm now too impatient to wait after shooting... and the money - yes, the money I'd be wasting!

Also, and here we get into what Walter claims: the small looken-peepers do not permit you to see the subject well enough (I only use the rear screen - when I do - for the histogram) and the boat-lift pic is a great example of that: hand-held, I thought I'd managed to square up the lift in the frame, but on cropping the shot (never intended), it's amazing how off-square it turned out to be, giving me headaches about where to trim to make the square shape; it never seemed to be right, even with rotation this way and then the other. A 500 Series was pretty much always on a tripod, and these things could be seen and corrected right away.

The solution, as most can guess, is an FF digital 500 Series, but then I couldn't afford to buy it.

Ciao -

Rob C



P.S. Just thought to add: though the two shots of the boat equipment eventually gave nice tones, some other shots made in different directions simply didn’t allow for good conversions.

That’s the big disadvantage of digital for me, and I guess that even an FF 500 Series digital would have the same flaws on converting... you (I) just can’t depend on it to work.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: 32BT on May 31, 2013, 01:10:23 pm
@ Rob,

I keep wondering if you have ever tried one of the more recent P&S cameras? One of the more sophisticated versions. No, not that you should buy one, but whether that would make a significant difference relative your old cellpixthingy?
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 31, 2013, 02:57:43 pm
@ Rob,

I keep wondering if you have ever tried one of the more recent P&S cameras? One of the more sophisticated versions. No, not that you should buy one, but whether that would make a significant difference relative your old cellpixthingy?



Oscar,

I'm sure that a real camera, small but designed to be what it is, would be better than the cellpix option, but then what would I do with the three Nikons? One (film) sits away in a safe doing zilch and the first digi one (D200) is only used if I feel silly and want to walk about flashing two digital bodies. (This, happily, seldom  happens.)

There's the inescapable feeling that I have too much stuff for an amateur snapper as it is; however, having access to the things does give a sense of satisfaction on the odd occassion when I want to do something different, as per my 'garlic swan' the other day. I was pleased to have a 105mm micro to hand.

Thanks for the thought, anyway!

Rob C

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 31, 2013, 03:06:57 pm
Rob, a visit to the Procentre the other day had me thinking of you. They had a Hasselblad CWD Centenary Body complete with the 16MP 37x37 digital back. These are in great demand and at around £2,500 was priced to sell which it did before I could even email you. Add a lens and you're away. They also had a separate CWD back which also flew off the shelf. It seems there's quite a market for these cameras and backs.

Here's a link to the original PDF.

http://www.hasselbladhistorical.eu/PDF/HasManuals/503CWD.pdf

 


Hi Keith,

That sure is a good price for the two parts combined. However, it doesn't really create an FF situation, and I guess that the viewfinder has to be masked down to the smaller format too.

The recently acquired 2/35mm Nikkor AIF is really nice to use; it makes focussing easier, despite being a mild wide. I think that were I forced to use one lens only, that might well be the one, but even as I write I instantly envisage everything it couldn't do... what a brain to be blessed with at my tender age! Now, could it but do optional doughnuts...

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 31, 2013, 03:08:33 pm
The Boss on Stage, Hannover, 29. No drugs involved, only hecto-litres of pure barley-juice.

iBlad 2,4/4,28mm



I didn't know they made them with T/S lenses too! Amazing.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on May 31, 2013, 05:30:00 pm
Rob, unfortunately a full frame 56x56 will never happen and even if by some miracle it did the price would bring tears to our eyes.

I believe the focusing screen on the CDW Centenary is masked for the 37x37 format. I know of two photographers who are using the latest greatest digital backs who are desperate to get hold of these lowly 16MP outfits. Must mean something?




Indeed; I'm sure that I saw Patrick Demarchelier filmed using just that on a shoot for Vogue on a set with animals - always a dangerous combination, people and animals.

Rob C

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 01, 2013, 05:59:42 am
Sunny, colourful, spiritually uplifting Spain!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Riaan van Wyk on June 01, 2013, 06:24:43 am
Sunny, colourful, spiritually uplifting Spain!

Rob C

Very nice Sir..
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 01, 2013, 07:12:24 am
Sunny, colourful, spiritually uplifting Spain!

Rob C

Indeed, I can smell oleander and rosemary, feel the warm sun on my ol' back and hear the bees. +1
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on June 01, 2013, 08:40:20 am
Vertically uplifting as well. Nice!

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 01, 2013, 09:14:36 am
Thank you, people.

And thanks to my f8 AIS Nikkorblad Dynaflow Low-Pass Architectural objective too. I'd like to thank my mother, my children, the aunt who used to buy Vogue and Harper's Bizarre in the 50s and let me see them (the magazines, stupid!) etc. etc. but hell, they won't be listening to me anyway, so I won't bother.

I made my own lunch today: it consisted of some pasta with fried marrow and a fried egg, all together in the same bowl. I broke the cardio's rule and had a glass of Viña Sol instead of the obligatory red. I don't dig weekends much.

I think I shall just sulk until Monday when the world starts over again.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 01, 2013, 12:56:49 pm
Hell, Rob, don't sulk, I think you've found your new genre.

Stunning image.



Thanks, Keith, but you know I have difficulty with such natural subjects. Something pops up at me once in a blue moon and then nothing happens for years. Literally. Even the field where I shot the trees many moons ago is now fenced off.

I think that it's partly to do with access to places. I see the odd pic somewhere, but invariably, I can't stop the car. Scotland was just the same: unless you were prepared to hike or climb (heaven forfend!) a hundred miles away from home, there didn't seem much around. I sometimes have lunch with a guy who used to keep a boat in the South of France, and we were chatting about the Canal du Midi which he has been on; he was saying that one year he'd tried to follow the route by car, and it was hopeless - nothing worth seeing was accessible. So much for an idea that had been kicking around in my head since Ann died.

Did you see Rick Stein's series on the trip from Atlantic to Mediterranean by luxo-barge? I found it very romantic and it made me look at canal holiday packages. Boy, do those companies know how to charge - could teach us snappers a thing or three!

Thanks again for the kind words.

Rob C

P.S. This was film, but the scan's so old I can't remember which kind.


Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 05, 2013, 09:44:47 am
http://youtu.be/9WuZ3zV_w4Y
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on June 05, 2013, 05:41:24 pm
Rob,

Thanks so much for the Mills brothers Post. It was a song my Dad would sing to me when i was a child.
As i grew older he and I would belt out our own duet. We weren't  bad the way I remember it. I had all but forgotten that memory.

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: BernardLanguillier on June 06, 2013, 04:43:13 am
Can we play also?  ;)

OK, it is not 100% square, but let's just assume I did crop the top a bit.

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8407/8794595230_7139007255_o.jpg)

Cheers,
Bernard
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 06, 2013, 05:29:14 am
Makes me think in French, Bernard, not that my French allows me much of that in intelligible form, unfortunately.

I have this recurring idea about French canals: originally it was the romantic one of drifting down a drain (?) and getting pumped back up again, but now, the thing is more to do with mist, emptiness and the merest suggestion of trees along a bank. Of course, a dream it shall remain, because come winterly weather and my inclination to drive vanishes as rapidly as a woodie in a clinic.

Ah, the human condition.

Rob C

P.S. Can you keep your 'fakes a tad smaller? What happens to me is that over a certain size, larger shots go out of sight at either top or bottom on my monitor (LaCie 319) and ruin the effect. Big isn't always best, despite what some say. I notice that in my own, I sometimes lose part of the frame, so a little hypocricy is at play here. But I blame that squarely on Russ, who would prompt me to make pics bigger...
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 06, 2013, 12:12:46 pm
Looking for the positive, one could say there ¡s a certain something in things that are falling apart. Or it may just be a lack of fish.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: David Eckels on June 06, 2013, 03:01:22 pm
Rob, Bernard, some very nice images. Colors are beautiful, abstract, old, dreamy, whatever. Bernard, your use of the in focus foreground reminds me that context can still be established even with the mid and background slightly out. Settings please, I want to try and emulate. Inspiration, both.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Bruce Cox on June 06, 2013, 03:09:54 pm
Falling a part or falling together.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on June 06, 2013, 03:46:55 pm
Looking for the positive, one could say there ¡s a certain something in things that are falling apart. Or it may just be a lack of fish.

Rob C

Rob,
Great job with strong light and color.!
Blue and orange my favorite, only works when they lean toward neutral. Otherwise will be overly garish.

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 06, 2013, 04:20:09 pm
Rob,
Great job with strong light and color.!
Blue and orange my favorite, only works when they lean toward neutral. Otherwise will be overly garish.

Peter



Thanks, Peter.

Actually, I found myself getting drawn towards this sort of material after I became aware of Keith Laban's work - the beauty in decay?

It was shot early on with the D200 version of my Hasselblad and probably a manual 2.8/24 AIS Nikkorblad.

When I first got into fashion photography I developed a love for the 35mm over the 50mm lenses. In fact, my original Nikkor 2/50 ended up almost unused, a shame because it was a great optic. I had a PC 35mm Nikkor too, and the funny thing is that I am now back in love with 35mm lenses, and bought a used 2/35mm a month or two ago and love it, especially wide open, though it does vignette somewhat at f2, which hardly bothers me at all most of the time; I see it as just another characteristic and enjoy it for what it is.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on June 06, 2013, 04:56:00 pm


 I had a PC 35mm Nikkor too, and the funny thing is that I am now back in love with 35mm lenses, and bought a used 2/35mm a month or two ago and love it, especially wide open, though it does vignette somewhat at f2, which hardly bothers me at all most of the time; I see it as just another characteristic and enjoy it for what it is.

Rob C

 I have always embraced the short comings of my equipment and used them for that very reason. As a painter I have also learned all about my limitations and to use what my strengths are to the max.
It's like anyone, with means or not, can buy a great expensive meal but try to do that on the cheap. That's talent.

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: WalterEG on June 06, 2013, 05:37:19 pm
though it does vignette somewhat at f2, which hardly bothers me at all most of the time; I see it as just another characteristic and enjoy it for what it is.
Rob C

Aaah yes!  I revere the aberration.  Digital, and the current aspiration of hardware, strive and succeeds in generating the soporifically boring.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 07, 2013, 02:31:40 am
Wiesbaden has a lot of well cultivated Wilhelminian style villas and an old cemetery where you can dive into a time 100 years ago.



Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 07, 2013, 04:37:19 am
The tone suits the subject very well; I like that, even the tilt adds to the time-capsule effect for some reason, though in the reality of photographs of the time, I suspect there would be no photographic tilt at all!

Pictures bend the mind.

Rob C

P.S. Victor has a lot for which to be thanked!

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: 32BT on June 07, 2013, 04:44:15 am
P.S. Victor has a lot for which to be thanked!

Viktor still alive and kicking? (figuratively speaking?)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 07, 2013, 06:54:15 am
... though in the reality of photographs of the time, I suspect there would be no photographic tilt at all!

Agree. There's no need to master sophisticated T/S-technique anymore because your electronic wizard (Or shall I say electronic scourge?) performs all the magic which old guys used to do at location and in the darkroom. Tempi passati!

Harald

PS: Once again I started to lie to myself that I will buy me an Ebony as soon as I get retired. After all, tomorrow is another day!
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 07, 2013, 10:42:36 am
Viktor still alive and kicking? (figuratively speaking?)


Not unless in a parallel universe, which I hope exists, for all sorts of personal reasons.

But, the point is, he had a lot to be thanked for when alive, but there is still a lot for which to thank him, dead or in parallel like a circuit.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 07, 2013, 06:55:30 pm
One specially for Russ.

As happens at times with black/white, film would have handled it much more nicely.

Rob C

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 08, 2013, 07:34:40 am
Woke up late, found that dratted pepper again, and now lunch is late.

Oh well, at least the pepper didn't ask me to sign a release.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on June 08, 2013, 07:56:43 am
Are there any eggs in this pepper's future? Perhaps an onion too.

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 08, 2013, 08:12:10 am
Are there any eggs in this pepper's future? Perhaps an onion too.

Peter

Oh yes, eggs are already involved. Well hidden but undoubtedly involved.

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 08, 2013, 09:53:47 am
At best, it will find its way into a distant paella...

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: BernardLanguillier on June 09, 2013, 10:16:41 pm
Rob, Bernard, some very nice images. Colors are beautiful, abstract, old, dreamy, whatever. Bernard, your use of the in focus foreground reminds me that context can still be established even with the mid and background slightly out. Settings please, I want to try and emulate. Inspiration, both.

Thanks.  :)

That must have been a hand held stitch shot from D800+Sigma 35mm f1.4. Probably around f11.

Cheers,
Bernard
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 10, 2013, 02:45:58 pm
I distinctly remember someone ordered an egg? Yes, we have no bananas onions.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on June 10, 2013, 02:48:05 pm
Rob,

Yes it was I. I also wondered if an onion was going to be featured.

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 10, 2013, 03:00:56 pm
Rob,

Yes it was I. I also wondered if an onion was going to be featured.

Peter


Oh, good! Bon appétit!

Onions make me cry; I'm sure they'd also affect my Hasselfake, so discretion etc...

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 10, 2013, 06:55:24 pm
I distinctly remember someone ordered an egg? Yes, we have no bananas onions.

;-)

Rob C

Two perfect shapes (egg and square) nicely combined and topped by the a lush-green spot.

+1

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 11, 2013, 05:28:02 am
Two perfect shapes (egg and square) nicely combined and topped by the a lush-green spot.

+1

Harald


Thank you Harald; you see before you the great advantage of a fake Hasselblad 500 Series!

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 11, 2013, 12:27:18 pm
Today's Hasselfake is obviously from a cropped A16 Fakeback.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 11, 2013, 12:41:30 pm
Today's Hasselfake is obviously from a cropped A16 Fakeback.

Rob C

Yes, and this shot was obviously taken by using a lens carefully made of a finest Chateau Cheval Blad bottle bottom.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 11, 2013, 05:46:03 pm
Yes, and this shot was obviously taken by using a lens carefully made of a finest Chateau Cheval Blad bottle bottom.


Good grief! How could you tell?

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 11, 2013, 06:21:22 pm

Good grief! How could you tell?

;-)

Rob C

Just adding 1+1 and experience. When my older daughter got her Dr. jur. (Bucerius Law School and Cornell Law School) I was able to supply a lens-factory for a year. And here's more stuff for fine lenses: Goatfather (This line of lenses relates to my younger daughter, but this is another story...;-)

Harald

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 12, 2013, 04:37:49 am
Just adding 1+1 and experience. When my older daughter got her Dr. jur. (Bucerius Law School and Cornell Law School) I was able to supply a lens-factory for a year. And here's more stuff for fine lenses: Goatfather (This line of lenses relates to my younger daughter, but this is another story...;-)

Harald




Harald, I'm sure I've met that guy in the 'wanted' poster! I believe he sat on the bench?

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 12, 2013, 05:35:40 am
http://youtu.be/jyWlSBqXUlI


Okay, another Hfake, this one for Rocco.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 12, 2013, 11:30:34 am
So what can you call a Hasselfake shot of part of the real thing? Semi-fake?

This old bag must be almost forty-five years old - at least. She's had too much time in the sun, so she won't care what I call her, anyway. She's now retired and lives inside a cupboard along with all the other skeletons.

So help us all.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on June 12, 2013, 01:04:10 pm
Half baked?

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on June 12, 2013, 01:54:36 pm
So which is it? A Hassy or a Ford?
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 12, 2013, 02:29:35 pm
So which is it? A Hassy or a Ford?




Eric, it's bag, not a garage! I can't fit a garage on the terrace... doh/duh?!

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: wolfnowl on June 12, 2013, 05:37:01 pm
Here are a couple:

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 12, 2013, 05:44:29 pm
You had me at the 3rd one. Excites my curiosity, wonder what kind of skull I see

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: wolfnowl on June 13, 2013, 02:16:43 am
Thanks, Harald... it's actually a crab claw.  If you want to see a skull you have to go here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/57206863@N00/4550338310/

Mike.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 13, 2013, 03:58:28 am
Thanks, Harald... it's actually a crab claw.  If you want to see a skull you have to go here:

Mike.




Frightening when you realise that so much of world history is based on little more than wishful thnking and the seeing of what one wants to see...

Reading the runes does not belong to the past - we all do it still, especially in the world of (A)rt!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: graeme on June 13, 2013, 06:09:42 am
Does this count? It's square...

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 13, 2013, 06:16:53 am
Of course it counts; I can hear it clearly from here!

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: WalterEG on June 13, 2013, 06:20:04 am
Aaah Rob,

Remember when we all put those "Please steal me" stickers on our camera baggage?

And back to when bags were leather instead of all this cordura type crap.  At least my Billingham that the Swede journeys in is canvas and leather.

Cheers,

W
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 13, 2013, 10:55:01 am
Aaah Rob,

Remember when we all put those "Please steal me" stickers on our camera baggage?And back to when bags were leather instead of all this cordura type crap.  At least my Billingham that the Swede journeys in is canvas and leather.

Cheers,

W


Indeed I do - obviously - but the irony is, or at least it was for me - that nobody ever stole anything! In fact the only damage I suffered was a tripod leg smashed on a BA flight to Nassau. The upside: it taught me that a two-legged tripod also works as a superior monopod, cutting the movement variables down to fore and aft! Even worked with the 500 Cat!

But then, in them thar days, there was perceived glamour to being a fashion and calendar photographer; might as well milk it while it lasted...

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on June 13, 2013, 11:32:09 am
I was thinking of cropping a Hassy to 3:2 format, then cropping that to a square. If I had a Hassy. I haven't. So this will have to do
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 13, 2013, 02:36:22 pm
I was thinking of cropping a Hassy to 3:2 format, then cropping that to a square. If I had a Hassy. I haven't. So this will have to do




Now that is a fine display of animal cunning!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 13, 2013, 05:05:45 pm
Sometimes I must think about my grandma's quirk of never wasting food. Even from a near-complete mouldy cheese she always saved a little piece just to demonstrate the highest value of food. (Nevertheless I've managed to don't eat that stuff)

Here's a crop of crap of scrap.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on June 13, 2013, 05:34:22 pm
I like that one a lot, Harald.
I'm a big fan of rust and decay, and that's a good example.

Eric M.


Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 13, 2013, 05:43:04 pm
I like that one a lot, Harald.
I'm a big fan of rust and decay, and that's a good example.

Eric M.




Then you might like this blossom as well
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on June 13, 2013, 11:34:52 pm
Then you might like this blossom as well
I do!
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 14, 2013, 04:19:59 am
Sometimes I must think about my grandma's quirk of never wasting food. Even from a near-complete mouldy cheese she always saved a little piece just to demonstrate the highest value of food. (Nevertheless I've managed to don't eat that stuff)

Here's a crop of crap of scrap.


It's a cracker!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 14, 2013, 04:25:04 am
Then you might like this blossom as well

Anther very cool Hassel? shot; I won't write Hasselfake because I have no insider knowledge about that.

Seriously, I do like the idea of titles for images; they open up ideas that might otherwise be missed, and if pix don't offer ideas, then they might as well stay unshot. Having a title does not prevent other people from thinking in different directions entirely their own.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 14, 2013, 07:00:41 am
Anther very cool Hassel? shot; I won't write Hasselfake because I have no insider knowledge about that.

Seriously, I do like the idea of titles for images; they open up ideas that might otherwise be missed, and if pix don't offer ideas, then they might as well stay unshot. Having a title does not prevent other people from thinking in different directions entirely their own.

Rob C

Bow. It's a Fujiblad.

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 17, 2013, 01:31:36 pm
This is with my pocket edition (no, not the one with a red dot and a lizard's skin limp-wrist strap), but the Hasselcell.

Sometimes, you don't quite know if to eat it or shoot it; the subject, not the lizard.

Keef's getting to me, I fear.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on June 17, 2013, 01:44:00 pm
Are there any eggs in this pepper's future?...

You mean like this?:

(http://cdn.indulgy.com/NZ/l/5F/Cookyouregginsideofabellpepperslice.jpg)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 17, 2013, 01:47:36 pm
You mean like this?:

It's time for dinner, thank you for the reminder! Btw: Great picture and helpful receipe as well, never seen that before.

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 17, 2013, 02:07:49 pm
It's time for dinner, thank you for the reminder! Btw: Great picture and helpful receipe as well, never seen that before.

Harald


Are you an incinerator? That's plastic! Nobody eats stuff like that.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 17, 2013, 02:20:54 pm

Are you an incinerator? That's plastic! Nobody eats stuff like that.

Rob C

I've just eaten my iPad and I haven't tasted any plastic. And you can bet on that I try this receipe at home!
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 17, 2013, 05:28:43 pm
I've just eaten my iPad and I haven't tasted any plastic. And you can bet on that I try this receipe at home!


Must have been a grey import.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on June 17, 2013, 05:49:46 pm
You mean like this?:

(http://cdn.indulgy.com/NZ/l/5F/Cookyouregginsideofabellpepperslice.jpg)

Looks Delicious!

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 17, 2013, 05:50:45 pm
Keep out!

Must be an evangelist of property.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on June 17, 2013, 07:01:02 pm
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Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 18, 2013, 04:18:49 am
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Stowaway!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on June 18, 2013, 01:18:33 pm




Stowaway!

Rob C
+1.

But still a nice photo, in spite of the inauthenticity.  ;)


Eric M.


Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 20, 2013, 02:39:37 pm
Fishyblad?

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on June 20, 2013, 02:43:07 pm
Oh, the title! :)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 20, 2013, 03:03:10 pm
Oh, the title! :)

+1

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Colorwave on June 20, 2013, 08:47:21 pm
Oh, the title! :)

In Rest We Rust
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: wolfnowl on June 21, 2013, 01:53:35 am
Yup.  :)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 21, 2013, 03:43:46 am
In Rest We Rust


Only south of the border.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on June 21, 2013, 12:56:07 pm
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Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: William Walker on June 21, 2013, 02:03:35 pm
I thought this one worked well square.

(Crop inspired by this thread!)

William
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Colorwave on June 21, 2013, 02:34:09 pm
Brilliant, William.  One nit:  I'd like a little more breathing room around the lower tusk.  This would make a gorgeous print, and I think this closeup makes for a more abstract composition than the full frame version (that was wonderful in its own right).
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 21, 2013, 03:30:08 pm
I thought this one worked well square.

William


Don't you just love the far more accurate framing that the square format allows you?

I could never frame as accurately with those old-fashioned oblong cameras. Long live the 'fakes!

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 21, 2013, 03:32:01 pm
I thought this one worked well square.

(Crop inspired by this thread!)

William

+1

He looks like a mafioso: the head a little bit tilted, left eye closed and focussing his counterpart through his slightly opened right eye: "Hey dude, wanna some trouble?"
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 21, 2013, 03:39:28 pm
Hasselboats

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on June 21, 2013, 05:51:31 pm
Hassled lad ...

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 21, 2013, 05:55:15 pm
Hassled lad ...



The younger Fernandel?

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 21, 2013, 06:14:18 pm
Oh, already midnight. It's time to get a little bit sensual.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 22, 2013, 04:00:19 am
Oh, already midnight. It's time to get a little bit sensual.



Harald, what kind of clip joints do you frequent?

You could get poisoned.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on June 22, 2013, 05:13:03 am

Harald, what kind of clip joints do you frequent?

You could get poisoned.

;-)

Rob C

Indeed, sometimes you have to make sacrifices for your passion. Here you see the chemists of that clip joint at work. I had a funny small talk to that guys:

Chef: "Ah, Leica! Good German craftsmanship."
Me: "Not a Leica at all, Futschi, made in Japan."
Chef: "Fuh-Ji? No way. It's a Leica."
Me: "Here - have a look: Futschi!"
Chef: "Ah, Fuh-Ji. Much better than Leica!"
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on June 22, 2013, 10:18:15 am
Indeed, sometimes you have to make sacrifices for your passion. Here you see the chemists of that clip joint at work. I had a funny small talk to that guys:

Chef: "Ah, Leica! Good German craftsmanship."
Me: "Not a Leica at all, Futschi, made in Japan."
Chef: "Fuh-Ji? No way. It's a Leica."
Me: "Here - have a look: Futschi!"
Chef: "Ah, Fuh-Ji. Much better than Leica!"



Situation ethics!

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on July 13, 2013, 10:30:18 pm
For all the possible meanings of this motorcycle vanity plate, check an urban dictionary  ;)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on July 14, 2013, 04:51:37 am
For all the possible meanings of this motorcycle vanity plate, check an urban dictionary  ;)


That's a bike? Wow!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on July 14, 2013, 11:53:42 am
Dreaming of better times.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Riaan van Wyk on July 14, 2013, 01:53:20 pm
Hasselbuds I guess.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on July 14, 2013, 01:55:09 pm
That's a bike? Wow!

Yep. Here is the whole beast, taken with an iPhone:
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on July 14, 2013, 08:58:57 pm
Yep. Here is the whole beast, taken with an iPhone:

What do you think what he's just thinking about your "beast"?  ;)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on July 14, 2013, 09:01:39 pm
This is a real beast. Uh no, he hasn't applied for a German inspection plate yet.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rocco Penny on July 15, 2013, 05:07:37 pm
This is a real beast. Uh no, he hasn't applied for a German inspection plate yet.
there's the first one in a while that I downloaded,
something oddly appealing about being a tough guy, open road, cigar chomping beer quizzin um possible 1%
and it brings back some fond memories of semi-relatives
your work lately has been equally fine- cool stuff right,
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: WalterEG on July 15, 2013, 05:49:37 pm
Almost a vintage Harley I suspect.  I hope the cigar is fresher.  I like the tribute to W Eugene Smith in the goggles.

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on July 18, 2013, 06:45:39 pm
Sushiblad
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: wolfnowl on July 19, 2013, 03:56:56 pm
And what breed of sheep is that exactly?  ???

Mike.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on July 19, 2013, 05:49:13 pm
And what breed of sheep is that exactly?  ???

Mike.


Is that lateral thinking?

Whatever, I can see nothing but a lamb now!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: AWeil on July 19, 2013, 06:44:27 pm
It's a Ouessant, the smallest type of sheep, in a bun - or so it seems....
Here is an example of one in a dark coat.
Best
Angela
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on July 19, 2013, 07:06:30 pm
And what breed of sheep is that exactly?  ???

Mike.

ROFL. Need a sleep to think about it.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on July 29, 2013, 05:58:15 am

Is that lateral thinking?

Whatever, I can see nothing but a lamb now!

Rob C

So if your phantasy already transforms my innocent veggie shushi into a sheep I will go back to less ambiguous subjects.

Beech in Cheshire

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on July 29, 2013, 10:39:47 am
Now I see a bear on the right in that one.
 ;)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on July 29, 2013, 10:55:57 am
Now I see a bear on the right in that one.
 ;)

Oh, I've thought that I'd cropped the bear off.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Hugo P on July 29, 2013, 11:07:17 am
Not a fake Hasselblad, but a true Yashica Mat 124G! :)
It is cheap, but does the job!

A picture of my wife, taken in Kodak Tmax 400 and developed with kodak Tmax Dev.

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7090/7302494052_d78c935137_c.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pinhohugo/7302494052/)
Sem título (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pinhohugo/7302494052/) por Hugo P. (http://www.flickr.com/people/pinhohugo/), no Flickr
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on July 29, 2013, 02:39:04 pm
So if your phantasy already transforms my innocent veggie shushi into a sheep I will go back to less ambiguous subjects.

Beech in Cheshire




The delicate tracery sits on the trunk like a lightweight Victorian Secret! The bares are safe - love it.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: wolfnowl on August 03, 2013, 07:15:17 pm
Love my Mat 124G!

Came across this the other day: 6 Lessons the Square Format Can Teach You About Composition (http://digital-photography-school.com/6-lessons-the-square-format-can-teach-you-about-composition)

Mike.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on August 04, 2013, 05:53:18 am
True, Mike; one serious reason why I miss my 'blads and also felt compelled to start this thread.

Regarding the use of the square in print, I believe that it suffers in that instance. A square within a standard piece of printing paper is always going to look sort of tinyish... in other words, a 135 format image can look (and be) larger on the same sheet, and size matters.

But in isolation, and especially on the Internet, it remains a great artistic/aesthetic choice.

Rob C

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 04, 2013, 06:24:55 am
Just to keep the good idea alive:

Moon over Mayfair (Kaikoura, NZ)

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on September 04, 2013, 08:18:25 am
Rob, I've been trying out my Fakelfilmblad, but it seems to be confused by the putting a 3:2 image into a 1:1 ratio.   :-\

What am I doing wrong?



Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 04, 2013, 08:39:41 am
Rob, I've been trying out my Fakelfilmblad, but it seems to be confused by the putting a 3:2 image into a 1:1 ratio.   :-\

What am I doing wrong?




Ah, that's basic: you have suffered a very severe case of camera shake. If you blow the film up to 100% in the contraption you will instantly observe that there is more than one, single (tautologically speaking), clear image visible, something that happens only with the combined use of a very long shutter speed and a very excited hand. An excited hand can be cited for other crimes too, but in this instance I'd reserve the charge to the exposure, which may or may not be a common factor in many such incidents of shake...

Have you thought about trying one of those new 'digital' cameras? They, too, depend on a finger to do the walking, but have the advantage of being able to do the thinking for one. So - thinking and walking, all in the same split second. A veritable miracle of contemporary conception.

But keep trying with the images - I sense you are moving in the right direction.

;-)

Rob C

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on September 04, 2013, 08:50:35 am
Okay I tried it with a Fakeldigiblad camera. It's a bit better.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 04, 2013, 09:48:45 am
Okay I tried it with a Fakeldigiblad camera. It's a bit better.


Absolutely!

Now one clearly sees the artistic intent behind it all, and the shakes they are gone!

Keep on truckin'... :-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on September 04, 2013, 10:56:29 am
Ah, think I've cracked it!  ;D

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: muntanela on September 05, 2013, 03:00:20 am
Rob is really a master of composition in the square format.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 05, 2013, 03:18:25 am
Rob is really a master of composition in the square format.




Take it easy; I've already had two heart events and in both cases my wife was around to save my ass (my heart and other spare parts too, of course), but times have changed!

You don't want the ants to find this heap of protein at the computer, do you, just before they bed down for the winter (the ants)?

;-)

Rob C


For anyone seriously appreciative of the square(ish) format, dig this guy:

http://www.chipforelli.com/
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: WalterEG on September 05, 2013, 05:42:55 am
But of course, Rob, as we discovered some years ago, the Chipster is not using a 'Blad or similar.  Much of it is large format cropped square.  Many a time I have pondered this approach.

Cheers,

W
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 05, 2013, 02:38:38 pm
But of course, Rob, as we discovered some years ago, the Chipster is not using a 'Blad or similar.  Much of it is large format cropped square.  Many a time I have pondered this approach.

Cheers,

W

Agreed; I wonder how one would manage with a Sinablad or a Linhoblad? Probaby much better than with a Gandolblad but I'm not so sure about a Wistaflex...

I took the old-style digi - the D200 - out for a walk this afternoon after I'd fuelled the self up a little bit. It illustrated the sillyness of self-deception: might as well have taken the D700 with me instead, for all the difference it actually made in perceived weight.

What did come through to me loudly and clearly, was that for walkabouts, I’m definitely wedded to the 35mm focal length on FF. I was using the 50mm on the D200, effective focal length about 75mm or so, and it just didn’t cut it for me: too long for comfort and the confrontational mood into which that kind of photography takes me.

The other thing, as I don’t always put the subject slap-bang in the centre, the ability to nail focus anywhere on the screen is essential to my m.o. and I realised that an M body, of whatever style (as with the Big Mama 67 rangefinder), simply ain’t my bag. So that’s saved me a packet of woes and regrets, not to mention dire financial straits!

Oddly, I always understood this about rangefinders when I was working, which is why I never went that route even then, when there was the business to set it all against, but for some odd reason amateur life seems to require the relearning of the same old lessons!

Rob C

 
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 05, 2013, 04:42:04 pm
Oh well, as there's nothing to be done except follow the lead of Chicago's finest snapper, and anxious not to appear anything but à la mode (de rigueur, naturally) here's a Selfie!

Crafted with the Hasselfake, of course.

Well, it was a gentleman's lunch, even at €10.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on September 06, 2013, 03:16:46 am
Hasselnuts (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/96793993/hasselnuts-hasselblad-camera-iphone-digitalback-ki) - yes really! ;D
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 08, 2013, 01:11:56 pm
A passing experience in the world of Hasselfake Off-Street photography.

Captured in the blink of an eye (a nervous tick, actually) on the older 'fake, the D200 version.

I am compelled to remark that this older version doesn't have the same cultural attachment to the genuine black/white idiom that does its later iteration, the Mk. D700.

I still have quite a lot of attachment to old cultural idioms.

http://youtu.be/YFW3NK4-iE4

Enjoy the coming of autumn; it kills mosquitos and flies and sends the spiders scurrying safely out of sight, exactly where I feel perfectly at ease with them.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 08, 2013, 04:35:24 pm
Looked at the picture ... hmm, na ja, what does he want to say ... then read the title ... back to the picture ... ... ... SPROTZ!

Hey, Rob, you've ruined my keyboard!

;-) Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 08, 2013, 05:48:29 pm
Looked at the picture ... hmm, na ja, what does he want to say ... then read the title ... back to the picture ... ... ... SPROTZ!

Hey, Rob, you've ruined my keyboard!

;-) Harald



Maybe, but I've just sat back down at this keyboard with a head full of racing ideas. The problem is Detroit. I watched a BBC 4 rerun of Requiem For Detroit which is quite horrific. I remember seeing it the first time around and wasn't convinced I'd not imagined parts of it. Sadly, no, it was all there again.

Several  things popped into my head: I realised I would never have had the nerve to do that sort of urban exploring with or without cameras; I also realised that had one the nerve, then there must be a book in the ruins of the so recent past there. I also felt that the ruins would offer a tremendous range of sets for the motion picture industry if they were preserved as was at the time of filming the documentary and not allowed to deteriorate any further. But of course, that takes money and there ain't any going to those kinds of things.

I still wish for a '59 Coupe de Ville, though. In scarlet, or robin's-egg blue.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: muntanela on September 09, 2013, 08:39:48 am

For anyone seriously appreciative of the square(ish) format, dig this guy:

http://www.chipforelli.com/

Often very cold (algidus), but not very fresh.

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 09, 2013, 08:55:10 am
Often very cold (algidus), but not very fresh.



Depends where you draw your temporal Plimsoll line.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 09, 2013, 09:25:18 am
As every schoolboy once knew, your mind can take you to places that your feet can't.

Here a little walk on the other side. Any further on the other side and I'd have been swimming, which is forbidden in this precise location because of the physical harm and fiscal damage that careless swimmers can render very expensive propellers; heaven forfend it happens with a Duoprop!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 09, 2013, 05:20:21 pm
This was a little more difficult, because I have neither negative nor original print. I had to copy a machine proof print that is encapsulated in plastic... even with a polarizer I couldn't shake reflections, and so had to shoot obliquely which, of course, distorts. Wish I'd kept a shift lens all those years ago. Just as well I did the copying when I was a much more patient person.

Anyway, now one of those rare Hasselfakes shot on original Hasselfake 120 film.

http://youtu.be/j3e_y9Bc7hs

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 14, 2013, 03:10:59 am
Power-Selling

I can't delete pictures and I don't think that I'll start with it until Moore's law is still valid. Here's a crop from the thrash-folder which I revise frequently to look for some nuggets.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 14, 2013, 04:09:51 am
Power-Selling

I can't delete pictures and I don't think that I'll start with it until Moore's law is still valid. Here's a crop from the thrash-folder which I revise frequently to look for some nuggets.


I'd heard about showers of gold, but didn't think they really existed...

I've never been able to direct Nature like that - you must have friends in high places.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 14, 2013, 12:07:59 pm

I'd heard about showers of gold, but didn't think they really existed...

I've never been able to direct Nature like that - you must have friends in high places.

;-)

Rob C


That's really sad. I've just imagined how your favorite subjects must be appear in this natural spotlight.

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: degrub on September 14, 2013, 12:15:59 pm
New Mexico ? I've seen spectacular rainbows driving from Carlsbad to Santa Fe.

Frank
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 14, 2013, 12:39:14 pm
New Mexico ? I've seen spectacular rainbows driving from Carlsbad to Santa Fe.

Frank

Nope. Arizona, Interstate 40 somewhere between Kingman and Flagstaff (As far as I remember)

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 15, 2013, 05:26:00 am

That's really sad. I've just imagined how your favorite subjects must be appear in this natural spotlight.

Harald


I agree - sad. They'd look too small.

Nobody can compete with God.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on September 15, 2013, 04:21:20 pm

I agree - sad. They'd look too small.

Nobody can compete with God.

;-)

Rob C

Rob,

 The Creator made beauty, It's just he's not the best designer.
That's why I paint. LOL.

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on September 15, 2013, 04:41:28 pm
A creation of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh)

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: wolfnowl on September 15, 2013, 05:25:24 pm
And a very lovely unicorn it is too!!

Mike.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on September 15, 2013, 05:52:12 pm
And a very lovely unicorn it is too!!

Mike.
Agreed.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on September 15, 2013, 06:28:15 pm
It's not a unicorn, but the pink is invisible
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 15, 2013, 06:58:35 pm
Just a try to change the subject
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on September 15, 2013, 07:02:58 pm
There's clearly some pink in that shot. The IPU's divine pinkiness made manifest. Well done.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 16, 2013, 05:20:25 am
There's clearly some pink in that shot. The IPU's divine pinkiness made manifest. Well done.


Isn't it more, well, fuchsia?

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Cem on September 16, 2013, 05:30:51 am

Isn't it more, well, fuchsia?

Rob C

This has reminded me of the internet meme about men not knowing all the possible names of colors:

Quote
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

Rob are you sure you are a man?  ;)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on September 16, 2013, 05:41:36 am
Cem, I was just going to ask the very same thing.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 16, 2013, 06:05:05 am
ALL men see in only 16 colors...

The author of this meme couldn't be a man. I'm able to differentiate hundreds of reds or browns if wine or whisky is involved:-)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 16, 2013, 11:01:25 am
This has reminded me of the internet meme about men not knowing all the possible names of colors:

Rob are you sure you are a man?  ;)



Well, if I'm not, guess I'm a lesbian.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 16, 2013, 11:28:20 am


Well, if I'm not, guess I'm a lesbian.

;-)

Rob C

Which involves pink again. There's no escape.

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 16, 2013, 12:24:32 pm
Which involves pink again. There's no escape.

Harald



No! no! Understandably, your'e getting confused! It's spelled fuch-sia, with an h; different display altogether.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 16, 2013, 01:08:11 pm
O.K., after wiping my keyboard again here's another try to change the subject before this site gets expurgated.

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Cem on September 16, 2013, 01:37:02 pm
OK, I'll stick out my neck and try one. Does this count as a Hasselfake? What are the requirements actually?  :D



(http://cem.usakligil.com/img/f/ll/f49993.jpg)


Cheers,
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Cem on September 16, 2013, 01:41:10 pm
Hi Harald,

Just a try to change the subject

(http://www.luminous-landscape.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=78933.0;attach=88345;image)


These look like giant loudspeakers. Impressive!
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Chairman Bill on September 16, 2013, 01:51:44 pm
... Does this count as a Hasselfake? What are the requirements actually?  :D

Square format. Not taken on a real Hassy.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Cem on September 16, 2013, 01:53:41 pm
Square format. Not taken on a real Hassy.
Then I was spot on it seems. ;)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on September 16, 2013, 05:07:54 pm
Square format. Not taken on a real Hassy.
Ironically the only shot I have taken on an actual Hassy are not square as they were on a digital body. Which is a pain as they are not exactly ergonomic cameras if turned 90 degrees.

Anyway here are some proper fake shots.....
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on September 16, 2013, 05:08:42 pm
One of my favourite subjects.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on September 16, 2013, 05:09:50 pm
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Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 16, 2013, 06:39:23 pm
O.K., after wiping my keyboard again here's another try to change the subject before this site gets expurgated.

Harald


With a picture like that, are you trying to prove you are a crank?

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 16, 2013, 06:51:23 pm
Ironically the only shot I have taken on an actual Hassy are not square as they were on a digital body. Which is a pain as they are not exactly ergonomic cameras if turned 90 degrees.

Anyway here are some proper fake shots.....


Goodness, at first glance I thought you'd shot Helmut Newton as a younger man! He didn't have a fake - only the real one. I, fortunately have owned several of both!

Strange about the non-Fake experience, though: why would you want to turn it through any degrees? Does a digi back on a 500 not render unto Caesar a smaller, but honestly square picture? Surely, it doesn't CROP sides? (Or tops or bottoms?)

I'm beginning to find myself linguistically confused here. We have introduced XPafakes, by the way, just to make things more simple for the younger readers...

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 16, 2013, 07:29:35 pm

With a picture like that, are you trying to prove you are a crank?

;-)

Rob C

No! no! Understandably, your'e getting confused! It's just to fake a new theme in order to confuse the admins. The delicate subject remains.

http://youtu.be/-YgpQOBK6gI (http://youtu.be/-YgpQOBK6gI)

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 17, 2013, 06:26:50 am
No! no! Understandably, your'e getting confused! It's just to fake a new theme in order to confuse the admins. The delicate subject remains.

http://youtu.be/-YgpQOBK6gI (http://youtu.be/-YgpQOBK6gI)

Harald



Nice Blues. Interesting change of colour...

Trouble with the song, the woman's a far better singer than Young. I say woman in good faith, but who can tell now? I still love the blues, though.

 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201454468075887

Rob C

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: WalterEG on September 17, 2013, 01:13:39 pm
Shatters a few dreams to see French women going all goofy like their counterparts in less sexually liberated countries.

W
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 17, 2013, 02:10:27 pm
Shatters a few dreams to see French women going all goofy like their counterparts in less sexually liberated countries.

W



I knew you'd love it!

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 17, 2013, 02:13:55 pm
Further fake using genuine fake Mingery.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on September 17, 2013, 04:05:05 pm

Goodness, at first glance I thought you'd shot Helmut Newton as a younger man! He didn't have a fake - only the real one. I, fortunately have owned several of both!
I traveled back in time to get that shot. Diner decor looked 1950s-ish

Quote
Strange about the non-Fake experience, though: why would you want to turn it through any degrees? Does a digi back on a 500 not render unto Caesar a smaller, but honestly square picture? Surely, it doesn't CROP sides? (Or tops or bottoms?)
I was using full digiblad, which very sadly does not have a square image.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on September 17, 2013, 06:19:21 pm
I traveled back in time to get that shot. Diner decor looked 1950s-ish

[qupte]Strange about the non-Fake experience, though: why would you want to turn it through any degrees? Does a digi back on a 500 not render unto Caesar a smaller, but honestly square picture? Surely, it doesn't CROP sides? (Or tops or bottoms?)
I was using full digiblad, which very sadly does not have a square [/b] image.


You have to wonder at the psychology of these Swedes! Find a golden goose then cut its head off.

When I got my Exakta back in the day, it had no pentaprism and my desire was portraits... that prism came pretty damned quickly, affordable at the time or not!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on September 28, 2013, 06:07:45 pm
A fake of a real selfie remains a fake. (Shot with a real Fuji-Fake)

Harald
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on November 01, 2013, 12:41:06 pm
I love Ego. Contains little cholesterol - at least, mine now has precious little.

Don't you just love the style you can utilise when you dig manual focus?

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: WalterEG on November 01, 2013, 06:35:36 pm
So, we see the only Nikon with a square aperture gate.  Trust Rob to have the monopoly on world distribution.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on November 01, 2013, 06:57:55 pm
So, we see the only Nikon with a square aperture gate.  Trust Rob to have the monopoly on world distribution.



But where's the Nikon? You assume a mirror!

This is prime Hassfilm 120, 320 ASA Mk 2 BW. It has a unique framing device built in that avoids space between images on the roll; they automatically fit edge-to-edge with unparalleled precision; Swedish know-how at its best. Being square, the innovation is to load the film with vertical transportation, thus allowing the fitting of an accessory Live View system on the side. It tethers, too. Use it every day.

;-)

Rob C

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: wolfnowl on November 01, 2013, 07:18:11 pm
Unh hunh... lovely to see you back, and in such fine form!!

Mike.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on November 01, 2013, 08:16:00 pm
Unh hunh... lovely to see you back, and in such fine form!!

Mike.
Yup! You have once again brightened my day, Rob.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on November 02, 2013, 05:41:49 am
I wish mine were brighter: the blasted PS computer started to play games again last night, preventing my further games with the Coke. It's got this, now, regular habit of coming and going as it sees fit, sometimes working perfectly yet, at others, simply switching off or dimmimg the monitor by a couple of stops - enough to make working on images pointless... I have explored its replacement, but advice I received on LuLa was that the disk supplied in the quotation I'd recieved wasn't best-suited, reliability-wise, for the photographic tasks required of it. Worse, this second old machine on which I contact the outer world, has also required me to do a lot of dating back to an earlier time in order to get it working to expectations. When my daughter used it on her recent vacation she was amazed at the minutes that it takes to come alive when switched on. I do defrag and also employ a Cleaner thing.

As a consequence, I might finally return to the concept of one machine, though I do fear for the safety of my pix if they are pretty much constantly Internet connected, which at present they are not.

Rob C

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: degrub on November 02, 2013, 09:58:06 pm
Rob,

If you haven't had the PS PC case open for a long time, the dust bunnies may have taken over inside and are causing parts to overheat. Be careful if you use canned air to blow it out as the "air" needs to be oil free and not condense moisture in the air when blowing.  Gentle brushing with natural bristle brush should help if that is the case. A vacuum is a help, but don't get too close to anything with the tip. Otherwise, your local computer shop may offer a service.

Here is short guide
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2037100/youre-a-dirty-dirty-dusty-pc.html

Reseating all of the connections inside may help with intermittent problems. Replacing the thermal paste under the heat sinks will help if it has dried out, but that is probably something you want the shop to do. The rest is a "do it yourself" with a little care.

Frank
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on November 03, 2013, 05:52:33 am
Rob,

If you haven't had the PS PC case open for a long time, the dust bunnies may have taken over inside and are causing parts to overheat. Be careful if you use canned air to blow it out as the "air" needs to be oil free and not condense moisture in the air when blowing.  Gentle brushing with natural bristle brush should help if that is the case. A vacuum is a help, but don't get too close to anything with the tip. Otherwise, your local computer shop may offer a service.

Here is short guide
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2037100/youre-a-dirty-dirty-dusty-pc.html

Reseating all of the connections inside may help with intermittent problems. Replacing the thermal paste under the heat sinks will help if it has dried out, but that is probably something you want the shop to do. The rest is a "do it yourself" with a little care.

Frank


Frank,

Now that’s an idea!

I do remember, now that you mention it, that the computer shop once did tell me that all they’d done to fix my computer was clean it! It sticks in memory because I noted they had managed to lose one of the screws holding the back of the thing in place. However, as they charged me as little as their honesty could permit, I was happy to ignore the missing screw when I took the machine back home and found the empty hole.

Life is odd when you age: was a time that I would do all the car stuff that I possibly could by myself; now, I instantly go to the Ford garage. I eat out five or six days a week because I can’t cook well enough to be happy eating the stuff I produce, but I know I could learn.

Thanks for the reminder: I’ll disconnect the thing and leave it until after lunch, by which time I hope I don’t find it shocking!

Cheers!

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on November 03, 2013, 09:40:24 am
Good luck with the cleaning, Rob. I started opening my PC for a cleaning several years ago, and I think it has helped a lot. After a light vacuuming (without touching anything), I carefully remove the memory sticks and reinsert them. That generally leaves my PC trouble-free for about another year.

Eric
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on November 03, 2013, 09:53:36 am
You can become a janitor, or... you can buy an iMac.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rocco Penny on November 03, 2013, 10:06:14 am
I'll also say that taking off the cover is no problem.
Don't touch anything inside.
Get some bottled air blasters from the local computer or big box type store
Compressed air in a can, what a novelty
anyway, run your vacuum, then gingerly spray compressed air while sucking out all the dislodged dust as possible,
again,
don't touch anything.
Then,
if you want to be a little adventurous,
there are many strategies with which to improve your current computer's performance.
It sounds like you either have apps running full time, or perhaps not enough memory left to do simple things.
In any case,
if it is just an internet only rig,
I know how to disable virtual memory and get a ton more room,
downside is if OS crashes you're boned
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: degrub on November 03, 2013, 10:19:37 am
Frank,

Now that’s an idea!

I do remember, now that you mention it, that the computer shop once did tell me that all they’d done to fix my computer was clean it! It sticks in memory because I noted they had managed to lose one of the screws holding the back of the thing in place. However, as they charged me as little as their honesty could permit, I was happy to ignore the missing screw when I took the machine back home and found the empty hole.

Life is odd when you age: was a time that I would do all the car stuff that I possibly could by myself; now, I instantly go to the Ford garage. I eat out five or six days a week because I can’t cook well enough to be happy eating the stuff I produce, but I know I could learn.

Thanks for the reminder: I’ll disconnect the thing and leave it until after lunch, by which time I hope I don’t find it shocking!

Cheers!

Rob C



Rob,

If you take it in, ask them to check the cpu temperature and consider replacing the thermal paste under the cpu heatsink with something like Artic Silver or equal. Particularly if it has been less than a couple of years since the last cleaning. Unless you have a severe dust or smoke issue in your location, the PC should run 3-4 years without cleaning. Avoid keeping the machine on the floor if possible as well.

Frank
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Harald L on November 03, 2013, 06:24:42 pm
You can become a janitor, or... you can buy an iMac.

You're so right but the new Mac Pro is such a temptation ...

Harald

PS: And vacuum-cleaning will be much easier;-)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on November 03, 2013, 06:53:18 pm
Avoid keeping the machine on the floor if possible as well.
Oops!
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: degrub on November 03, 2013, 07:54:51 pm
You can become a janitor, or... you can buy an iMac.

Better clean the intake on the back by the stand or it's iThrottle  ;D
Frank
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on November 04, 2013, 04:19:21 pm
Okay, winter arrived today with a vengeance, breathing shivers and squalls.

Better days are in the future!

Rob C

P.S. Don't you just love natural things?

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: David Eckels on November 04, 2013, 04:24:34 pm
Interesting points you make there, Rob, obviously not as cold as it is here ;)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: William Walker on November 22, 2013, 02:39:22 pm
I think this one works nicely square.

William
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on December 11, 2013, 10:59:43 am
I find that Blonde on Blonde is very conducive to quick Photoshop work. So, wearing my brand new leopard skin pillbox hat, I produced this genuine, Hasselblad D700 Anniversary Edition frame.

Thinking of Keith, of course, and his various journeyings into Hellenic waters, I stayed this side of the Mediterranean instead.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: muntanela on December 12, 2013, 06:03:20 pm
Blue ice for the green Coke
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: jjj on December 12, 2013, 08:04:19 pm
I think this one works nicely square.

William
It's amazing how two critters who could rip you apart and nibble on your spleen for breakfast can look so cute and cuddly.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on December 13, 2013, 04:20:43 am
It's amazing how two critters who could rip you apart and nibble on your spleen for breakfast can look so cute and cuddly.



Bwana,

That's because they have already had breakfast. Anyway, they like Hasselblads. Fortunately, they can't read logos close-up, and so can't spot a fake. Their eyes are designed to spot (and subsequently catch) fakes at a mile, by which time they no longer require precise, near-distance central focussing because instinct had taken over and they keep both eyes open... That's why it's considered unsporting to approach them in an enclosed truck, and after breakfast.

However, all that said, you can't escape the facts of commercial life on the savannah: the deals have been long struck and it's in the interest of all parties, furry and otherwise, to continue the game. An entire economy depends upon it. In Europe, we have agrotourism, which amounts to much the same thing.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Ed Blagden on December 13, 2013, 07:20:57 am
Just started to read this thread.  Here is my contribution.

Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on December 13, 2013, 02:19:13 pm
Just started to read this thread.  Here is my contribution.




And to think I'd thought that I was in the selfie thread!

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rocco Penny on December 14, 2013, 07:16:02 am
I find that Blonde on Blonde is very conducive to quick Photoshop work. So, wearing my brand new leopard skin pillbox hat, I produced this genuine, Hasselblad D700 Anniversary Edition frame.

Thinking of Keith, of course, and his various journeyings into Hellenic waters, I stayed this side of the Mediterranean instead.

Rob C
I wonder how many people get you Rob?
well,
the work you are doing with your new interest has me thinking about the images as one might have a song pop in ones head.
HEY JUUUUUDE don't make it bad.
Only with a coke bottle.
Bad ass work is what it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nptMn4YMCCM
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on December 14, 2013, 02:03:08 pm
I wonder how many people get you Rob?
well,
the work you are doing with your new interest has me thinking about the images as one might have a song pop in ones head.
HEY JUUUUUDE don't make it bad.
Only with a coke bottle.
Bad ass work is what it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nptMn4YMCCM


Thank you, Rocco, its hard work. ;-)

However, if you dig some musical coke, there's a - line - at the bottom of my Coke page:

http://www.roma57.com/coke.html

Enjoy, but don't ask any questions.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: mkrupp on January 14, 2014, 01:58:53 pm
I'll also say that taking off the cover is no problem.
Don't touch anything inside.
Get some bottled air blasters from the local computer or big box type store
Compressed air in a can, what a novelty
anyway, run your vacuum, then gingerly spray compressed air while sucking out all the dislodged dust as possible,
again,
don't touch anything.
Then,
if you want to be a little adventurous,
there are many strategies with which to improve your current computer's performance.
It sounds like you either have apps running full time, or perhaps not enough memory left to do simple things.
In any case,
if it is just an internet only rig,
I know how to disable virtual memory and get a ton more room,
downside is if OS crashes you're boned

Jeez, guess I should be more careful.  For years I've just opened the case and blasted the dust with my shop air compressor. 50psi or so works really good. It's especially fun cleaning all the fans in the thing this way, they get spinning so fast they scream! Doesn't work too good on keyboards though, tends to send keys flying all over the place.

My computers just keep on going ...
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 14, 2014, 02:49:57 pm
Jeez, guess I should be more careful.  For years I've just opened the case and blasted the dust with my shop air compressor. 50psi or so works really good. It's especially fun cleaning all the fans in the thing this way, they get spinning so fast they scream! Doesn't work too good on keyboards though, tends to send keys flying all over the place.

My computers just keep on going ...


Then my money - and the fact that you indicted yours must be of a certain age - tells me you aren't running Windows 8.

I tried to load in an old Microsoft Office Word thing I had from an old unit of mine - legit, and with code - and got as far as opening the document page, and on the very first letter I struck, up popped a notice telling me there was a missing line of code and I couldn't proceed any further.

Today, the shop saw me yet again, and they suggested I try using Libre Office. I free-downloaded two sets of files, and the icon sits on the desktop, but when I click, left does zero and right brings up a list that helps not in the least to get me to a blank page where I can start to write a letter. This entire pile of crap cost me just under a friggin' thousand euros, and my e-mails via Thunderbird suck (I can't get to use the perfectly working old Windows Mail route anymore), and though I can see all the incoming mail, I've lost most of my outward bound efforts, and the order of arrivals keeps changing too: one day the last are first, some days they are a mixed bag, and sometimes they work as hoped: last one on top of the pile!

And please, don't anybody suggest I contact the Microsoft site: I have, and get nowhere. Try them sometime and attempt to send them a direct e-mail outlining anything that doesn't fit neat little boxes. Like so many multies, they hide their real contact details because they don't want to know, and probably because they understand all too well that they'd spend their entire day answering problems they have sold on to folks like me. At any rate, that's the way that the Microsoft experience of today strikes me.

No wonder I don't sleep very well anymore. Progress? What's that - something to do with pilgrims?

Rob C


P.S. I have managed to defeat the beast yet again: I can get the Libre Office to work! The problem wasn't theirs, the problem was the roundabout way that W8 forces one to do things. Having icon on the desktop isn't enough: you have to do more than that now. So thanks to Libre after all!
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: mkrupp on January 14, 2014, 03:53:00 pm
My desktop machine started as XP and then I moved it up to Windows 7. It's about 8 years old now but runs good. I have a tablet with Windows 8 and I hate it.

Have you tried doing the Office Updates thing for your Word problem? Maybe it just needs to be brought up to speed with the latest patches and such.

Mitch
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 14, 2014, 04:57:32 pm
My desktop machine started as XP and then I moved it up to Windows 7. It's about 8 years old now but runs good. I have a tablet with Windows 8 and I hate it.

Have you tried doing the Office Updates thing for your Word problem? Maybe it just needs to be brought up to speed with the latest patches and such.

Mitch


Thanks, Mitch,

I've managed to get the Libre Office to work; what happened was that the icon appeared on the desktop, and I made the apparently mistaken assumption that if it's on the desktop, then it's installed. It wasn't: I had to trawl through the works and discovered that it had indeed been downloaded but not installed. That took a few more clicks. Oy veh!

Regarding Thunderbird: I lost the ability to write an e-mail earlier this evening, and only by the chance tapping of the Alt key, did I notice that the entire screen drops down about a centimetre to reveal once more the entire Tools, Edit, View stuff. Who on Earth would ever want them to vanish, and if so, why? But my folder of sent e-mails is pretty much all lost, and it's just as well that I never do banking and stuff like that via the computer.

But thank you for your suggestions.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: wolfnowl on January 15, 2014, 02:33:16 pm
This saves my sanity with Windows 8: http://www.stardock.com/products/start8/

Being the Hasselfake thread, I guess I should post something...

HDR from Cathedral Grove.

Mike.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 15, 2014, 03:53:08 pm
This saves my sanity with Windows 8: http://www.stardock.com/products/start8/

Being the Hasselfake thread, I guess I should post something...

HDR from Cathedral Grove.

Mike.


One thing this piccy tells me is how bleak I'd find the world without at least a few people around to meet - or avoid - at will. Being alone with that stuff forever would drive me absolutely screamingly insane. I think I could survive a desert island better than a forest. Blair Witch definitely touched on something primordial in the human spirit, some fear or dread of an experience we have never yet had to undergo, but fear none the less real for that. I wonder what it was?

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: amolitor on January 15, 2014, 04:05:34 pm
Here's my contribution.
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Christoph C. Feldhaim on January 15, 2014, 04:12:20 pm
Time to give something to this thread :):

Cheers
~Chris



Laundry, Cathedral and Antennas

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3720/11969929823_dea6114947_c.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/feldhaim/11969929823/)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 16, 2014, 04:44:26 am
Ah! That's shot with the 4/150 Sonnarfake stopped well down, I see! Great lenses, Zeus makes.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 19, 2014, 12:29:44 pm
Some Nat Geog Fantasising.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 20, 2014, 03:16:12 pm
Not a lot to say about this happening; actually, I wondered if it should have been photographed at all, but since there was no malice aforethought...

Okay - if I must add something - wish there had been some sunshine.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on January 20, 2014, 04:28:37 pm
That has considerable charm, Rob. The seaweed trailing off to the lower right corner is a lovely touch (and I don't think you did that in Photoshop).  ;)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 20, 2014, 06:01:46 pm
That has considerable charm, Rob. The seaweed trailing off to the lower right corner is a lovely touch (and I don't think you did that in Photoshop).  ;)



Thanks, Eric; yes, the straying bit fits well, and wasn't posed! Actually, without it, there wouldn't have been a square pic to steal from the FF.

Ciao -

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 29, 2014, 10:26:33 am
Even trees make human mistakes.

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on January 29, 2014, 10:52:20 am
Even trees make human mistakes.

Rob C

This very subject has been the thrust of my work for the past several years.....

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on January 29, 2014, 12:47:24 pm
This very subject has been the thrust of my work for the past several years.....

Peter


Peter, the older I get and the more that I see and experience, the more I become convinced that we are all part of the same thing, not simply that we share the environment on the spacecraft, but that the chemicals that bind us are the common thread which moves us along from one incarnation of experience to the next.

It seems both practical and realistic that human today means grass or twig, fish or fowl tomorrow. Nothing is really wasted, just used to make something else: we, our constituent chemicals, are actually recycled whether from ashes in the air or dust in a coffin; at one stage or the other it all moves along to become the next thing. I think that's really quite comforting, though not too sure about being somebody else's source of heating one winter... of course, it leaves the spiritual component adrift, doesn't it?

And that's the beauty of it: as far as my imagination allows, I don't see that spiritual part being subsumed into something else - once me, I think that's who I remain. I hope my late wife remains who she was, and that the magic continues in perpetuity. It was as if we had always known one another, right from our very first date as schoolkids. It just felt natural and totally normal, as if we'd been pals all of our lives - though actually, we hadn't even exchanged a word until I asked her out. Interesting life, this is.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Christoph C. Feldhaim on January 29, 2014, 03:31:54 pm
From my mothers garden:


Agave


(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3818/12209700445_ed58062293_z.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/feldhaim/12209700445/)
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: petermfiore on January 29, 2014, 06:27:34 pm
Rob,

Here is one Soul that has captivated me for a few years. It has been the inspiration for many paintings.....
Your response was in a word, Amazing. Much to ponder and mirrors much of my thinking and it's the reason I paint.

Thank you,

Peter
Title: Re: Hasselfake Fotografy
Post by: Rob C on February 11, 2014, 11:49:00 am
Was having a quiet lunch at my local eatery, when my bean soup was disturbed by this trumpeting roar. I must say, it put me right off the rump steak to follow... well, what do you expect for €10 a pop?

Just as well I had my trusted (until it breaks) Samsung cellpix machine with the Hasellfake App; it allowed me to record this incident for a future written report to the local council when I appeal my community tax for the apartment.

Nobody believes how dangerous this island really is.

Rob C