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The Art of Photography => Landscape Showcase => Topic started by: KLaban on August 12, 2025, 06:11:48 am

Title: Clitoris
Post by: KLaban on August 12, 2025, 06:11:48 am: Clitoris. Nikon Z7, 58mm f/1.4 G, FTZ, ISO 64, f/2.8, 1/500s.

(https://www.keithlaban.co.uk/Clitoris.jpg)
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: Paulo Bizarro on August 21, 2025, 11:03:15 pm: Well done.
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: Dave (Isle of Skye) on August 24, 2025, 12:48:13 pm: Clitoris..

Also known as the "Devil's Doorbell". 8)

Dave
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: KLaban on August 25, 2025, 06:24:33 am: Quote from: Paulo Bizarro on August 21, 2025, 11:03:15 pm
Well done.

Thanks, Paulo.
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: KLaban on August 25, 2025, 06:25:49 am: Quote from: Dave (Isle of Skye) on August 24, 2025, 12:48:13 pm
Clitoris..

Also known as the "Devil's Doorbell". 8)

Dave

Very apt!

;D
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: MattBurt on August 25, 2025, 12:55:50 pm: Nice photo. This site probably just got a bunch more hits from google than usual...
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: Dave (Isle of Skye) on August 25, 2025, 02:47:30 pm: Quote from: MattBurt on August 25, 2025, 12:55:50 pm
Nice photo. This site probably just got a bunch more hits from google than usual...

Matt, I am actually surprised that I can access this thread at all. What with the UK's new draconian "UK Online Safety Act (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_Safety_Act_2023)" having now come into effect. Which has introduced ridiculously heavy fines, for anyone, or any website anywhere on the planet that ignores it. Whereby all adult content, has now been completely banned. :o

So the word "Clitoris" linked to a picture, means I could lose my house and the Luminous-landscape site gets fined out of existence, or maybe I even have to spend a few months in jail for daring to look at it :-[

...and no, I am not making this up!

Dave
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: KLaban on August 25, 2025, 03:04:20 pm: Quote from: MattBurt on August 25, 2025, 12:55:50 pm
Nice photo. This site probably just got a bunch more hits from google than usual...

Thanks.

Yes, I'm just doing my bit to promote LuLa.

;)
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: KLaban on August 25, 2025, 03:16:12 pm: Quote from: Dave (Isle of Skye) on August 25, 2025, 02:47:30 pm
Matt, I am actually surprised that I can access this thread at all. What with the UK's new draconian "UK Online Safety Act (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_Safety_Act_2023)" having now come into effect. Which has introduced ridiculously heavy fines, for anyone, or any website anywhere on the planet that ignores it. Whereby all adult content, has now been completely banned. :o

So the word "Clitoris" linked to a picture, means I could lose my house and the Luminous-landscape site gets fined out of existence, or maybe I even have to spend a few months in jail for daring to look at it :-[

...and no, I am not making this up!

Dave

Yes. Frankly it pisses me off that despite my wife and I being in our 70s, it seems we now have to prove our age to view certain content.

That'll be Georgia O'Keeffe and Robert Mapplethorpe out the window, then.

>:(
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: Dave (Isle of Skye) on August 25, 2025, 04:04:29 pm: Quote from: KLaban on August 25, 2025, 03:16:12 pm
Yes. Frankly it pisses me off that despite my wife and I being in our 70s, it seems we now have to prove our age to view certain content.

That'll be Georgia O'Keeffe and Robert Mapplethorpe out the window, then.

>:(

Agreed..!

In fact if that had been an anatomical picture and not a picture of a flower and I or anyone else from the UK had looked at it. Then the Luminous-Landscape, could have incurred a fine from the British government, for around 23 million Dollars - and that number is not a typo by the way...!

I know, makes your hair stand on end doesn't it?

Dave
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: PeterAit on August 25, 2025, 05:21:58 pm: Clematis. Is this legal in UK?
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: bobfriedman on September 07, 2025, 08:54:42 pm: how's this?

(https://pbase.com/bobfriedman/image/129899510/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Clitoris
Post by: KLaban on September 08, 2025, 03:21:11 am: Quote from: bobfriedman on September 07, 2025, 08:54:42 pm
how's this?

(https://pbase.com/bobfriedman/image/129899510/original.jpg)

Georgia, eat yer heart out.

;-)