Hah hah - at least you're showing a little sense of humor, LOL.
I would have suggested that shut off and restart, but I didn't want to be rebuffed again :-)
For whatever reason, buggy drivers, bad Karma, settling in after a service call - whatever, the machine is buggy.
The golden rule is to go the wall in troubleshooting, meaning always shut off, unplug, wait, restart.
Whenever you have little issues that just won't fix, use this method.
IMHO HP has altered their newest drivers, and again, IMHO, they are apparently not as stable.
As quirky as the ZSeries printers are, they produce the most exquisite prints when it's working right, and if you know how.
Nice to see a smile coming from you, even though I fear disingenuous :-), and again, hope it continues to work.
For what it's worth, I have had the same thing happen to me with the roll/sheet bug.
-Mark