Little Girl: Mommy, can I go sit on that pretty log?
Gator: Oh yes, Mommy, puleeeeease let her sit on the pretty log.
Two encounters yesterday with stupid tourists (we unaffectionately refer to them as Tourons) who chose to ignore the "These are not tame alligators," signs and came damn close to becoming lunch - the little girl, a snack as this bad boy is about 12 foot (3 meters) long.