Except me, you mean? And except I had in mind profit, not fun.
Now consider this scenario: there already was a guy with a bomb in his briefs. The next thing would be, as many prisoners and smugglers already do, is to hide it "where the sun does not shine." The government response then? Body-cavity search for millions of passengers. But not to worry, I heard it would be a white-glove treatment. Oh, wait... latex glove... damn!
That could make some of those millions very happy fliers! However, those rubber gloves keep me away...
But just as seriously, why do you think that any and all alternatives aren't already known and possibly used? You must also know that electricity and dampness aren't good bedfellows...
" "Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."
Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't realised yet that we
are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and increased VAT to 20%.
I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal; they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck." "
You see? We already have friendly enemies within...