heroic police team up with local expert, save juvenile bear in my Ma's tree

[Rocco Penny]

she fell trying to save her stupid chihuahua from the bear's maw-
that little dog yaps and gurgles- well two of the little f'ers now yappin away tree this poor disoriented black bear that was probably down that low due to some surrounding wildfires.
Anyway, my own dear Ma she's likely taunting tha policeman that says to her; " shit, that's a bear."
she shoots back,
no shit, i thought it was a dinosaur-
anyway she proceeds to tell the cop that she'll stand between them and the poor thing treed by two chihuahuas,
little bastards,
anyways,
this bear, they call in a 73 year old expert who my ma says "moved like a 25 year old"
My ma explains she wants the bear sedated then moved,
old man says no problem, does what he said, and calls my dear old ma the next day and invirtes her for lunch to tell her about her bear.
Heartwarming.
Too bad the old codger is movig to Mn to be closer to his kids,
they'd have had some laughs.
ew
old people dating...hahah JK

[mezzoduomo]

she fell trying to save her stupid chihuahua from the bear's maw-
that little dog yaps and gurgles- well two of the little f'ers now yappin away tree this poor disoriented black bear that was probably down that low due to some surrounding wildfires.
Anyway, my own dear Ma she's likely taunting tha policeman that says to her; " shit, that's a bear."
she shoots back,
no shit, i thought it was a dinosaur-
anyway she proceeds to tell the cop that she'll stand between them and the poor thing treed by two chihuahuas,
little bastards,
anyways,
this bear, they call in a 73 year old expert who my ma says "moved like a 25 year old"
My ma explains she wants the bear sedated then moved,
old man says no problem, does what he said, and calls my dear old ma the next day and invirtes her for lunch to tell her about her bear.
Heartwarming.
Too bad the old codger is movig to Mn to be closer to his kids,
they'd have had some laughs.
ew
old people dating...hahah JK

You were high when you wrote this, right? Drunk? Both?

[Rocco Penny]

You were high when you wrote this, right? Drunk? Both?

seriously?
were you being mean when you wrote this?
A jerk, a bruno, a foib, a twit, a pearl of wisdom?
Just a lonely middle aged reckless arse is my best estimate
now to put you as my first ever ignore

[mezzoduomo]

seriously?
were you being mean when you wrote this?
A jerk, a bruno, a foib, a twit, a pearl of wisdom?
Just a lonely middle aged reckless arse is my best estimate
now to put you as my first ever ignore

Hey, watch it! I am NOT middle aged.

[Rocco Penny]

I wonder if this sites team of administrators recognize harrasment as easily as I?
I wonder if majorasshole can now be banned as an obvious dickweed?
Keep harrasing me and I'll report you to admin

[Eric Myrvaagnes]

I like it, Rocco. There have been too many other stories recently about bears being shot by police (where I live in Newton, Massachusetts) for no good reason except that they didn't have any tranquilizer darts handy and didn't want to wait for anyone to fetch some.

[Rocco Penny]

yeah Eric, in Seaside near me, there was an unfortunate incident a few weeks ago,,
in that case a much larger bear making way through yards at 5 am,
cops shot it.
Hard to fault the men,
I hope more communities back the kind of wildlife management policies my Mom represents.
She'd have shot the thing if she had thought it necessary,
um not all hard lefties are as pacifistic as others
and she called the cops to get the person that does that sort of thing.
Cops were astounded -not so much old ma
she insisted on the animal control guy,
they hadn't an Idea so called the old coot.
old coot takes old ma to lunch
made my day

[kencameron]

she fell trying to save her stupid chihuahua from the bear's maw-
that little dog yaps and gurgles- well two of the little f'ers now yappin away tree this poor disoriented black bear that was probably down that low due to some surrounding wildfires.
Anyway, my own dear Ma she's likely taunting tha policeman that says to her; " shit, that's a bear."
she shoots back,
no shit, i thought it was a dinosaur-
anyway she proceeds to tell the cop that she'll stand between them and the poor thing treed by two chihuahuas,
little bastards,
anyways,
this bear, they call in a 73 year old expert who my ma says "moved like a 25 year old"
My ma explains she wants the bear sedated then moved,
old man says no problem, does what he said, and calls my dear old ma the next day and invirtes her for lunch to tell her about her bear.
Heartwarming.
Too bad the old codger is movig to Mn to be closer to his kids,
they'd have had some laughs.
ew
old people dating...hahah JK

Lovely post
Poetry
Made my morning
Thanks

Tell us more
About your ma
The old lefty

There must be other
Old codgers
Hanging about

[Ken Bennett]

Yes, this was a lovely story. Thanks for posting. Your mom sounds like one of a kind.

[mezzoduomo]

I wonder if this sites team of administrators recognize harrasment as easily as I?
I wonder if majorasshole can now be banned as an obvious dickweed?
Keep harrasing me and I'll report you to admin

Hey, lighten up. Take a little ribbing without freaking out. You're pretty thin-skinned.
Fare thee well....