You expect that from a guy with sausage fingers and golden bracelet*, who doesn't even know how to hold a camera!?
*btw, that surely explains the lunacy design
Making very public negative comments about a strangers physical appearance is such a great way to make yourself more attractive!
Perhaps we should all follow your example.
Who knows, maybe the subject of your ridicule will read your comments (or his wife or children) and you'll look extra extra smart and chic!
As to the candid snapshot at a public unveiling of a new product... Perhaps it was a momentary gesture to show off the wood grip. Maybe a fraction of a second later he slid his hand up to grip the camera in a normal fashion. Or maybe his fingers are too large or he's clueless about how to hold it.
I don't know. But you obviously have insight and sensitivity that I lack.
Nice tag line you have by the way. "When everybody thinks the same... nobody thinks".