Who is Heather, and what is her Oot?
When we were looking at houses to buy on the IoS, the estate agent took us to several houses, but at one house she proudly announced that it also had a 'Sitootary' a Sitootary I asked, what the heck is a Sitootary? Sitootary being pronounced Si-toot-turry. Go on have a go, all together now - Si , Toot , turry .
The Scottish pronounce the word 'out' as 'oot' and so I then found out after she explained, that what is normally called a patio in the rest of the UK, is what is jokingly referred to in Scotland as a 'Sitootary', because it is a place where you can sit oot ..
Therefore, the sentence - The Heather is out - becomes locally pronounced as 'Heather's Oot'...
Why do I get the feeling that this will all be getting lost in translation
Dave