Of course it's about Cap'n Jack!
To tell you the truth, I've modified my red bandana by adding two tiny lines of pendant beads to the knot at the rear. The blue one (bandana, not line of beads) is too new and keeps sliding up over my forehead, and that's not cool at all, so I'll have to train it at home before it goes public. I had thought of adding a pencil to hang down the right side, just like the Captain, but I'd really need more hair to make that credible.
It obviously works, though: shooting the musos on Saturday, sporting the modified red bandana for the first time since the modification, a person to whom I was introduced thought I was from California. And that was without having seen my wheels with the rear plate and dealer logo. For a moment it crossed my mind to play dumb, but I realised just as quickly that that wouldn't work for long. Anyway, we exchanged cards and something may come of it, but probably not: this is Mallorca, where people are what they seem to be as much as I'm a genuine Californian... Anyway, the other guy's card was pretty soiled, so perhaps it wasn't even his. It said something about Lifestyle etc, so that's not a good omen right from the start!
So yes, the good mariner has a lot for which to answer. I'm happy with that.