You gotta tonemap that thing, Rob. And 'shop in a big blobby chrome covered car someplace. And then tonemap the whole thing again.
Maybe convert to b&w and leave a couple little color elements, and saturate the crap out of those.
Finally, oversharpen the whole thing until it catches fire.
Now you've got something!
(not you, Original Poster, I mean the maniac who's editing your work!)