Am I the only one that finds this series of posts quite amusing? Is this the antithesis of 'Real world photography'. My wife thinks I spend too much time looking at LL anyway - and if she reads these posts she will think I'm not using my time profitably!
Not owning a D800, I can't remember having read any of this this thread up until this morning; however, now that the first few posts have been digested and Jim's, above, found, I must say that he's absolutely right, and that it probably represents (the thread) all that's madness about this level of photography. How in the name of all that's holy, unholy, funny or even just dumb, can anyone presume that anyone else will have a sensible answer to the OP? It's the 'gear' extension of photo-critique.