You will have to adjust to what the program does because it won't do what you want it to do.
After reading the replies from Jeff Schewe, I had already resolved to do this. Really, I didn't need you to tell me this.
I should have just ignored all of the comments after Jeff's last one because none of them have added any value to this discussion.
Shame on me for following this up further. Next time I'll know better.
Given that there is nothing further that can be added, I'll do what I should have done some time ago and lock the thread. The original question has been answered, thanks Jeff.