It's obviously the door to the Next Level of Enlightenment!
Very nice, Stamper!
Eric
Nonsense, Eric. Didn't you see the scratch marks? It's an oven.
A Scottish oven. They roast a seasonal haggis in them (
alive!) and these poor creatures are always on their short legs trying, in manner most futile, to avoid entry just like your national turkeys. Why do you think they were denied entry into the US for so long? (Haggie, not turkeys.) PC means more than computers, you know, and the RSPCA is ever alert, which is why these traditional ovens are now hidden away, along with the
real stills for the single malt.
Rob C