I, too, love my 3800, especially compared to the 2200 that preceded it. Sturdy, reliable, gives great results!
As for bringing the darkroom ambiance into the digital era, here are my suggestions:
1. Keep a tray of fixer near the printer so you can smell the good, nostalgic, toxic aromas, and
2. Dim the room lights while printing, and slowly turn them up after the print is finished, so you can pretend you're watching it come up in the developer. Tilting an empty tray back and forth a bit while bringing the lights up might add to the illusion.
Eric