You never know when these 8 common events will happen in sequence:
1. You leave your car parked on a hill in Colorado, without engaging the emergency brake.
2. A large Black Bear opens you car door, looking for food.
3. The large Black Bear accidentally puts the car in neutral
4. The car begins rolling 150 feet down the hill into a series of bushes
5. The bushes and/or collision slams the door shut, trapping the large Black Bear.
6. The large Black Bear trashes your car in a fury & poops on your seat, while honking the horn for 45 minutes.
7. The cops have to come and open the door with a rope, to avoid possible mauling incidents.
8. You wake up just in time to snap a photo before the cops release the large Black Bear.
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