There was a long discussion of this elsewhere. Curved film never came up, but who knows? I'm certainly not an engineer, neither are most people here, and we shouldn't always question those who are engineers just because they are.
The issues with "film lenses" that did come up were:
Increased chromatic aberration, both in terms of fringing and green/magenta bokeh. Apparently this is a lot worse with some lenses and particularly wider ones, partially because of the difference between the flat bayer sensor and multi-layered film emulsion.
Poor performance wide open, as lenses for film needed to be a lot faster but not as sharp. And bad lenses look a lot worse on digital.
Increased fall-off with wide, tilt/shift, and ultra-fast lenses due to issues with oblique light angles.
Significantly less contrast: film doesn't bounce much light back, while sensors do, and so digital cameras need better coatings.