Eric, this is the Coopix 5000
Bill, it's got a lens, a shutter button, and it says "Nikon" on it. What more do you need to be a proper photographer?
You could, of course, improve it by placing a "Canon" sticker over the "Nikon" and add a red ring around the lens. Then you'd have the world's only Canon Coolpix!
(Maybe I should stick a Nikon sticker on my Canon S95.)
P.S. I still like your clouds photo even if it was taken with a mere D700.