Wow, sounds like you've pretty much got it all there, Michael; an exotic locale, photo ops, broadband, sat,
and to be specific- An exotic locale with weather and an art community- my idea of heaven.
Rather painful though, only for myself and my wife, since we cannot be there.
And a shame about there being no drug lords, but of course, there is always the local pharmacy!
(just kidding, just kidding!!)
Enjoy, Sir!