Further research indicates that, while testosterone may be a "short term" fix, LSD 25 is the **real** solution!
This is a direct quote from my local paper, printed yesterday, Thursday May 27. Remember the date!:
"(police) officers ... also found sayings with two girls' names that, when added together, equalled love"
All of that basic research over the years - peeking in windows, shining flashlights in parked cars, riffling through your dads drawers - finally pays off!
Of course, as in most police states, they won't tell us what the answer is! I have a call in to the Beattles for comment ...