Just like Bob Dylan and/or the Beatles, then...
Unfortunately, can't hold a candle to the artistic declarations on many websites out there - statements presumably penned by the 'artistes' themselves or a close personal friend.
As you might perhaps be vaguely aware, I had a chap set up a website for me which I immediately closed down for various technical reasons, not least of which was the reading of my own 'about/statement', one that was entirely factual but, on the reading, came over - to me - as nothing short of a boast; okay on the monitor and directly from my own computer, but on the web, something else. Perhaps these should all be omitted as counterproductive. If you have to laugh at yourself, what hope of the world at large doing otherwise...
Rob C