bjanes - I don't have to check my notes - I have ears, which is why I asked the question twice. Maybe Seth misunderstood the question (I doubt it) but I definately did not misunderstand the answer. While I and others may disagree with the answer, Seth is a very sharp guy and I don't dismiss what he says lightly. The fact that LR default NR is chroma only means that someone at Adobe agrees with Seth.
I am confident that luminance noise has nothing to do with the lens. Shot noise, the major component of noise in any image, is a property of light itself and is present even before the light enters the lens. If you want a scientific explanation of noise, see this
post by a real scientist. Nowhere is the lens mentioned. The main contributors to digital image noise are shot noise, read noise, and pixel response nonuniformity. With long exposures dark current may contribute, but it is not a significant factor for most situations where exposure is considerably less than one second.
Roger Clark is another scientist who has analyzed noise. His method eliminated pixel nonuniformity, and shot noise and read noise account for the total measured noise without taking the lens into account. I would not place much confidence on hearsay evidence of an authority who was likely misquoted.