I know you don´t post that often, but you should nonetheless have noted that the rôle of resident idiot is already taken.
Rob C
You guys simply have no appreciation for the finer things in photographic accessory idiocy. I put a head of lettuce, red cabbage, a dozen carrots and two quarts of mayo in my Pelican 1514, dropped it out of a helicopter and got a gallon of cole slaw.
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