He stole my artist's statement! Substituted "roast beef" for "large format pigmented print"! Darn, I'm gonna have to go to the openings tonight and find a whole new statement.
For my next show I'm gonna dump those prissy little statements and revive the good ol' in-your-face Manifesto format. Listen up, you pathetic art patrons...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Manifest_I_of_De_Stijl.JPG