If I can get some assistance hacking the IRS, I can finish my Photoshop action that will not only delete one's LL account, but erase all traces of their existence with the exception of drawing purple mustaches on any photo of the person posted anywhere online, and all of the fractions of cents from any of their online purchases get diverted to my secret Evil Base Lair purchase and maintenance fund.
I'm also accepting applications for Expendable Minion Corps volunteers.