From this thread I have deduced that my DVD 15 is heading straight to Boston in a direct line. It was shipped on the 10th from Toronto, then went (apparently) straight through U.K., Germany, Montreal, Switzerland, Australia, West Virginia, Norway, California (northern but not southern), and North Carolina.
At the U.S. Postal Delay Center in North Carolina, the remaining as-yet-undelivered DVDs were loaded individually onto the backs of U.S.P.S. Tortoises. Two of these tortoises are in a neck and neck race northward toward Boston, one with my DVD and one for BlasR. But his will take longer than mine, because he lives south of Boston, and his tortoise will have to circle the city three times before heading south.
A third tortoise, with very short legs, is just now heading straight toward Dark Penguin, and expected to arrive in, say, about December of 2938.
A fourth tortoise headed directly for Texas, but stopped at the Mississippi River because it was afraid of getting its toes wet (from all the "Drip ... Drip ... Drip ... .)