I have a recurring dream.
In this, I am in a fix: usually I don't know where I left the car or where my wife is, and we need to connect by 'phone. I take the thing out of my pocket and it resembles no 'phone I have owned. It looks more like a Weston exposure meter and I have no idea how to dial a number. On other occasions the thing looks like a small transistor radio the kids used to have, and dialing a number is just as impossible.
I suspect that this is a reflection of my basic dislike, mistrust of technology which I can't understand and have no desire to understand.
;-(
[ Would :-.( be Cindy Crawford on a bad day?]