Rob, sounds like it's been quite a while since you've been in Britain.
;-)
Only thirty-seven years; am I missing something?
On the other hand my son came here on a short stay with some mates many years ago, and they stayed in Magaluf. He came up to see us, and told us that some English dame was giving it in the middle of the street. Probably because she knew it wouldn't run a hole in the knees of her tights - too hot to wear any. Or she just missed the Walls ices dispenser. Who knows, even about Monica? Guess it's all a matter of taste.
:-)