Yeah; I'd like to give Bill Hewlett's heirs an uncomfortable kick in their collective asses.
Then I'd like to pin a note on their pìllows telling them how I appreciated buying one of their printers, learning how to use it, getting to the stage where I was able to print out great black/white images, only to find machine and self unceremoniously dumped into the company trash truck. The machine? the late lamented HP B 9180 Pro. As a second life, it performs a great job gathering - nay - attracting dust. I can't bear to throw it out; it wasn't its fault it became useless. As ever, blame the parents.
Rob C