This one at least is funny and free. i think he might have a vocab problem though, he talks about "blur" when it's out of focus areas.
I just threw in a couple of my all time favourite Sieffs, which scored 6 and 6.5, whereas another one of my portraits scored 8.0... within a whisker of Ansel Adams
So hey, I'm better than Newton and Sieff... (sometimes). I'll take that
(Here we need one of those icons with me rolling on my back, legs in the air laughing my lungs out )
Hi Graham,
Yes, it's free, and it's funny how an automatic image recognition program can judge an image on 'creative' elements.
The comments with Helmut Newton's image you posted, do seem apt. Cut off feet, busy background, etc., I wouldn't pay top dollar for such a shot and hang it on my wall, just because it has Newton's name on it. I'd keep looking for a better one, or make some myself.
Some of the images I fed to it, got nice critiques, and a few were not well received (and frankly not my best).
I can live with:
"Great color, pretty subject, nicely placed, and pleasant lighting; good. The angle is good and you really know how to compose a photo. You're getting there! 8.1/10 - you deserve it, champ."
or
"Somehow you managed to save your subject in all that blur. Beautifully placed subject and pleasant lighting; great. You're getting there! Congrats!! You get a 8.3/10."
or
"I'm allergic to cats but I guess I can comment still. Omg…that detail and controlled, wonderful blur. What a catch, beautifully placed subject, and good job on the lighting. Okay… this is so good. Congrats!! You get a 9.6/10. This wonderful picture earns you the golden ribbon. Congrats! This cat doesn't look so mean, special achievement unlocked!"
or
"I really like the angle and good use of repetition. This is a solid image. You get a 7.2/10"
or
"What a catch, and your angle is getting there! This is a solid image. 7.7/10 - you deserve it, champ."
and how could I object to this:
"Your subject looks right at home and all cozy in your composition. Excellent detail and king of originality! Honestly? This is so good. Congrats!! You get a 9.8/10"
Of course this is just for fun, but it's kind of amazing how it can pick an image apart and comment on the specifics of the composition and recognizes subjects, or even styles.
One of my images got "Is this a Georgie O'Keefe? Strong idea, interesting subject. Lovely subject, nicely placed and great color. Overall, pretty good shot! Without a doubt a 8.1/10".
And when I tried feeding it again, it commented: "Definitively seen that one before, try something new!"
Cheers,
Bart