Lonna and David,
I have no problem paying you for your services helping me fix this problem. However, can you provide a solution? When it comes to helping people for pay regarding photography, I deliver and also offer a 100% money back guarantee on my consulting.
You also need to understand that I get on average 25 emails a day asking me to solve printer, color management or other print quality problems, and if I was to provide this help for free it would put me out of business. Basically, that is all I would be doing! Not to talk about the fact that most print quality problems are virtually impossible to fix over email.
I do like the joke, but I think this had to be mentioned.