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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #600 on: February 02, 2018, 01:13:59 AM »

Heisenberg and Schrodinger were in a car.  Heisenberg was driving at a speed well over the limit when a cop pulled them over.
"Do you know how fast you were going?" asked the officer.
"No," replied Heisenberg, "but we know where we are."
Suspicious, the officer decided to search the car and opened the trunk.
"Hey," he demanded, "do you know there's a dead cat in here?"
"We do now," replied Schrodinger.
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“Anything more than 500 yards from the car just isn’t photogenic.”  – Edward Weston

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #601 on: February 02, 2018, 02:20:27 AM »

“Anything more than 500 yards from the car just isn’t photogenic.”  – Edward Weston

I like your quote.

Cheers,
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #602 on: February 02, 2018, 04:06:38 AM »

“Anything more than 500 yards from the car just isn’t photogenic.”  – Edward Weston

I like your quote.

Cheers,

He exaggerated: it should be fifty yards. Capa would have said: "and that's for mountains."

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #603 on: February 02, 2018, 08:21:41 AM »

The Pope is doing a crossword puzzle in English

He asks one of the Cardinals "do you know of a four letter word that can mean a type of woman and it has to end in the letters UNT?

The Cardinal thinks for a moment and then says. "Your holiness, the word you are looking for is aunt."

The Pope then asks, "do you have an eraser?"
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