[span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']New Software Yellows Neglected Digital Photos Over Time[/span]February 8, 2006 | Issue 42•06
ROCHESTER, NY—Eastman Kodak released an imaging software package that yellows, fades, and even loses digital photos over time Monday. "With the click of a mouse, Fotomatshop will make your digital photographs crease, develop fingerprint spots, and even stick together in their 'virtual shoebox,'" Kodak president Antonio Perez said. "It even has motion-blur and redden-eye features." The software takes a week to process 26 digital photos, and charges $9.95 per use.
...From the Onion (
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45122&rss=1 )
The luddites among us will be SO pleased. ;-)