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 on: Today at 05:22:34 PM 
Started by PeterAit - Last post by Rob C
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
                 
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
               
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
                 
Man: 'What sins?'
                 
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
                 
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
                 
Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . . I'm telling everybody!'


 32 
 on: Today at 05:19:26 PM 
Started by verma_deepak - Last post by leeonmaui
I'm just not sure I get a story out of this, maybe the walking suited men would be better on their own.
There is lots of artifacts from processing, maybe clean all that up, and really work on smoothing out the inanimate objects, and making the men harsh invaders in a smooth clean world, that their roughness is their humanity...

Visually its not very strong the way it is now, so some sort of story to think about would help carry the image.

If you had one without the big blurry foot, that might be better, although I guess the blurry foot, becomes the entering focal point if thats what you want, again whats your story...

 33 
 on: Today at 05:14:32 PM 
Started by kikashi - Last post by GrahamBy
May I send a copy to my Bretonne colleague? I think she'll enjoy it :-)

 34 
 on: Today at 05:11:21 PM 
Started by bcooter - Last post by Rob C
He had quite a few things to say about lighting as well!

He certainly did, and many of them I'd never even heard of, not existing prior to the mid-80's!

;-)

Rob

 35 
 on: Today at 05:11:17 PM 
Started by Rob C - Last post by GrahamBy
I think beyond the early 20's, Mlle is used only for flirting, typically by rather sleazy waiters. In fact I don't think I've heard it used other than by waiters...  ;D

Bought my copy of Sumo... and another almost as big "History of Erotic Photography" which didn't look very erotic, but interesting, for 20. And the book-shop owner threw in a guide to Parisian architecture, because she liked my accent. Had nearly 10kg of books, with the box and stand, to lug back to the car...

Here's the lift-well in the carpark :)

 36 
 on: Today at 05:10:37 PM 
Started by eronald - Last post by eronald
E - I thought I'd make the obvious joke for you ;-)

You do me injustice ;)
It's just that looking at the size of those slippers and feet, I was wondering if maybe your wife lost patience and told you to to just get on with it and ...

I've been known to find a paid extra from time to time, doing it oneself is an improv acting job worth considering :)

Edmund

 37 
 on: Today at 05:07:20 PM 
Started by verma_deepak - Last post by leeonmaui
If I was trying to tell a stronger story with the wheel, I'd crop it to a sq, the people and highlights from the sunset don't seem to add anything.

 38 
 on: Today at 04:58:38 PM 
Started by Jamboree - Last post by Jamboree
Stingray --  I arrive later this month (July).  I'd love to have some suggestions.

 39 
 on: Today at 04:54:24 PM 
Started by hasselbladfan - Last post by synn
My pet hate is seeing presentations of multiple images using varying formats. I know, I know, somewhat OCD, but there again I fully admit that I am.

I fully concur.

When I am presenting a set of images, I prefer to have them all in the same aspect ratio. Any other way and they don't feel "Together" anymore.
My current project involves only 16:9 images. There are some nice images in other aspects too, but I am not planning to display them in this set for this exact reason.

 40 
 on: Today at 04:53:34 PM 
Started by eronald - Last post by KLaban
K - I never thought your wife was in the shot, but ...

E - I thought I'd make the obvious joke for you ;-)

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