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The Art of Photography => The Coffee Corner => Topic started by: PeterAit on September 11, 2013, 09:33:04 am

Title: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: PeterAit on September 11, 2013, 09:33:04 am
As a distinguished group of Key Opinion Leaders, I suggest that the members of the LuLa forums come together to fight the use of "selfie" to mean a self-portrait. It's a horrid word, plus it's original meaning, at least in my experience, is .... well, trying to be delicate here .... it's what a guy did, alone in his dorm room, when he was horny and couldn't get a date.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 11, 2013, 09:47:55 am
As a distinguished group of Key Opinion Leaders, I suggest that the members of the LuLa forums come together to fight the use of "selfie" to mean a self-portrait. It's a horrid word, plus it's original meaning, at least in my experience, is .... well, trying to be delicate here .... it's what a guy did, alone in his dorm room, when he was horny and couldn't get a date.


Um... so what's wrong with snoring on your own? It's the kindest, most considerate way to sleep.

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Iluvmycam on September 11, 2013, 10:02:11 am
I don't care. Selfie is as good as any other.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 11, 2013, 10:14:08 am
I don't care. Selfie is as good as any other.


Well, say what you like, you certainly can't beat the timing.

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on September 11, 2013, 01:15:38 pm
I think "selfie" is a useful word, not to be confused with "self-portrait," which is much more general. To my mind, a "selfie" is taken with the simplest of equipment, on the spur of the moment, with the intention of posting it to a "social media" site. Sort of a way to say "Look at me!" for people who have little better to say to the world.

The few "selfies" I've seen tend to be crude and ugly, and involve silly mugging for the camera.

Rembrandt made some lovely etchings of mugging self-portraits, but he didn't have either an I-phone or a Facebook page, poor guy.

I took a snapshot just a couple of days ago of someone making a selfie, out on the rocks at Halibut Point in Rockport, Massachusetts. I haven't seen the selfie that was produced, and I don't think I'd care to either.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on September 11, 2013, 01:33:58 pm
Oh, my god, Peter, how can you be against such a perfect little word!!!??? It is a new animal, it is not a replacement for self-portrait, nor it is used in that context.

Besides, "self-portrait" does not rhyme nearly as well with "selfish" as "selfie" does, thus perfectly reflecting the dominant theme of the the new (anti) social media subculture.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 11, 2013, 03:08:13 pm
Oh, my god, Peter, how can you be against such a perfect little word!!!??? It is a new animal, it is not a replacement for self-portrait, nor it is used in that context.

Besides, "self-portrait" does not rhyme nearly as well with "selfish" as "selfie" does, thus perfectly reflecting the dominant theme of the the new (anti) social media subculture.


And it's not in the slightest way as pretentious an expression as self-portrait!

Don't know it has much to do with selfishness, though. Maybe more to do with the lack of funds with which to pay a good photographer?

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: AFairley on September 11, 2013, 05:10:06 pm
I think "selfie" is a great term, it perfectly conveys the futile narcissism, utter banality, and complete inconsequentiality of the act.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on September 11, 2013, 05:41:41 pm
I think "selfie" is a great term, it perfectly conveys the futile narcissism, utter banality, and complete inconsequentiality of the act.
+10.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 11, 2013, 05:52:57 pm
I think "selfie" is a great term, it perfectly conveys the futile narcissism, utter banality, and complete inconsequentiality of the act.


Correction: not two weeks ago, when it meant make or break that I get a new passport.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on September 11, 2013, 11:48:26 pm

Correction: not two weeks ago, when it meant make or break that I get a new passport.

;-)

Rob C
Did they turn you down because you provided a selfie instead of a self-portrait?
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: BernardLanguillier on September 12, 2013, 01:28:41 am
Peter,

Deepest apologies, but I am with the others in supporting the word selfie!

This being said, here are a few questions to stir the discussion (wild stuff!):

- Now, does a selfie also include snaps of family members or is it really just about oneself?
- Is it about the camera being used or is it about the publishing media?

Cheers,
Bernard
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Jeremy Roussak on September 12, 2013, 03:43:51 am
As a distinguished group of Key Opinion Leaders, I suggest that the members of the LuLa forums come together to fight the use of "selfie" to mean a self-portrait. It's a horrid word, plus it's original meaning, at least in my experience, is .... well, trying to be delicate here .... it's what a guy did, alone in his dorm room, when he was horny and couldn't get a date.

Before embarking upon a task of this magnitude, I think you should practise with something simpler: sit on the beach and order the tide not to come in.

Jeremy
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Peter Stacey on September 12, 2013, 03:57:14 am
I think selfie will soon give way to Twerking a selfie.

I don't mind. It's just a word.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 12, 2013, 05:43:10 am
Did they turn you down because you provided a selfie instead of a self-portrait?



Not yet, but that may come: I had to 'selfie' because the standard sized Spanish documentation snaps that all high street businesses do with multi-shot-in-one-exposure cameras (and find profitable because of the incredible bureaucracy, paperwork and form-filling for everything) don't match the British requirements. I did my selfie on the D700... maybe it's too good?

Worse, no longer can one get one's replacement passport from the UK representatives in Madrid, one now has to send off to BELFAST! You know what it costs now, to send your passport application from Spain? £147.86! (Thanks for the link to the quid symobol!) And for a document that's one's by right.

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: kaelaria on September 12, 2013, 08:16:57 am
I fully support selfies especially when they involve boobs :)
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: PeterAit on September 12, 2013, 10:10:52 am
Maybe you guys are right - there may well be a use for "selfie" particularly when applied to the thousands of banal photos one sees on Facebook (here I am eating a hamburger, here I am at the park, here I am taking a selfie (LOL!). You gotta love the English language!
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 12, 2013, 10:27:34 am
I fully support selfies especially when they involve boobs :)


+ +

8-)

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on September 12, 2013, 01:31:35 pm
- Now, does a selfie also include snaps of family members or is it really just about oneself?
- Is it about the camera being used or is it about the publishing media?

Cheers,
Bernard

Definitive answers, Bernard:
1.     No, a selfie can't include family members, except as background to the photographer doing the selfie. A crude, spontaneous photo of a family member is a Familie, not a Selfie.

2.     Yes, it must be a camera or cell phone held at arm's length. An 8x10" Deardorff cannot be used for a selfie, unless it is held at arm's length on a pistol grip (no tripod allowed.)

Any further questions?

Cheers,

Eric
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: BernardLanguillier on September 12, 2013, 07:13:10 pm
Definitive answers, Bernard:
1.     No, a selfie can't include family members, except as background to the photographer doing the selfie. A crude, spontaneous photo of a family member is a Familie, not a Selfie.

2.     Yes, it must be a camera or cell phone held at arm's length. An 8x10" Deardorff cannot be used for a selfie, unless it is held at arm's length on a pistol grip (no tripod allowed.)

Thanks Eric, this is crystal clear.

Now, would you be interested in joining me to create a Facebook group focused on 8x10 handheld selfies? I may have to add at a later stage Betterlight scans also if that is OK?

Cheers,
Bernard
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Harald L on September 12, 2013, 07:21:19 pm
I fully support selfies especially when they involve boobs :)

Oh man, this is just so good. Second time this week I have to dry off my keyboard.

Harald

PS: just consider to use a ruggedized keyboard for reading this forum...
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on September 13, 2013, 12:20:02 am
Thanks Eric, this is crystal clear.

Now, would you be interested in joining me to create a Facebook group focused on 8x10 handheld selfies? I may have to add at a later stage Betterlight scans also if that is OK?

Cheers,
Bernard

That's a good idea, Bernard. But first we need to agree on some ground rules. I have one friend who shoots nothing but an 11x14, so I wonder if those should also be allowed in this group? I'll have to ask him how many selfies he's done.

Cheers,
Eric
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: NancyP on September 13, 2013, 04:36:55 pm
"Selfie" is a good word for those snaps of former candidate Anthony Wiener.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on September 13, 2013, 11:36:49 pm
"Selfie" is a good word for those snaps of former candidate Anthony Wiener.
+1.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: RFPhotography on September 13, 2013, 11:46:21 pm
I think "selfie" is a great term, it perfectly conveys the futile narcissism, utter banality, and complete inconsequentiality of the act.

That is well said. 
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 14, 2013, 04:55:36 am
"Selfie" is a good word for those snaps of former candidate Anthony Wiener.


That's the second reference to him today; who is he?

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Robert Roaldi on September 14, 2013, 07:10:54 am

That's the second reference to him today; who is he?


He's another in a long line of politicians (American in this case) who made a fool of himself on "social media" by sending "selfie" pictures of his nether regions (to a woman of interest to him, if I remember right) and got caught. He did the usual public apology press conference thing, then got caught doing it all again.

Predictably, the coincidence of his acts and loosely appropriate last name were fodder for comedians. And who can blame them. He recently ran for mayor of New York but dropped out of the election.

Don't worry about having missed the whole story, someone else will do something similar soon.
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 14, 2013, 10:14:22 am
He's another in a long line of politicians (American in this case) who made a fool of himself on "social media" by sending "selfie" pictures of his nether regions (to a woman of interest to him, if I remember right) and got caught. He did the usual public apology press conference thing, then got caught doing it all again.

Predictably, the coincidence of his acts and loosely appropriate last name were fodder for comedians. And who can blame them. He recently ran for mayor of New York but dropped out of the election.

Don't worry about having missed the whole story, someone else will do something similar soon.


Good grief! Have these people no sense of self-preservation? (No refence to Vienna.) I mean, had he been fifteen and still at school you might, just might excuse his being so naïve...

I wouldn't vote for him.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on September 14, 2013, 10:23:33 am
And, for a good measure, he is dragging his beautiful and much smarter wife into the gutter with him. She also happens to be a top aide to Hillary Clinton (when Hillary was in the State Department).
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 15, 2013, 05:50:03 am
And, for a good measure, he is dragging his beautiful and much smarter wife into the gutter with him. She also happens to be a top aide to Hillary Clinton (when Hillary was in the State Department).


Did he send her a 'selfie' too?

If they are both so busy, perhaps it's the only way left to retain a loving relationship... You see? There is always a positive side in life, even when you might fear that there is not.

;-)

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on September 15, 2013, 02:12:38 pm
Did he send her a 'selfie' too?
No. My understanding is he only sent selfies to women he had never met in person.

(I do think he has met his wife in person.)

Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: Rob C on September 16, 2013, 05:33:12 am
No. My understanding is he only sent selfies to women he had never met in person.

(I do think he has met his wife in person.)



In politics, you can depend on nothing. Any proof, even, of consummation? Selfies get everywhere!

Rob C
Title: Re: A modest proposal to ban the term "selfie"
Post by: BernardLanguillier on September 18, 2013, 04:25:31 pm
That's a good idea, Bernard. But first we need to agree on some ground rules. I have one friend who shoots nothing but an 11x14, so I wonder if those should also be allowed in this group? I'll have to ask him how many selfies he's done.

Of course Eric, all ULF is most welcome!

Cheers,
Bernard